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BBQ AND STRANGELY THE WEEKEND REVOVLED AROUND THE LETTER B

BEER
Large amounts were drunk by a group of louts from Landarns and Notty tottyham.

So much so i didn,t wanna waste a drop


BRUVVERS
Big it up for my boys Alex(i like my fancy drinks)lock
and
The biggest pervert south of Leeds my ying to yang my clit ring to penis enlarger STEVE(LOOK HOW SMUG I LOOK IN THIS PICCY)deadmanshand

BUXOM BABES

Jennie(luscious landarn lass)libra
and
Cazza(the curvaciously cutey with the sexiest eyes in sg land)god i sound like steve purplesiamese

chrissy(my other arf sickly sick but a trooper)chomper

Big al chilling


jen n cazza and a smug mr steve


A slight worse for wear chrissy

So we bemoaned the weather and i braved the elements and the rain to cock some good tucker while the guys n gurls huddled in the summer house.


We drank a few bevvies i then revealed the sg inspired PINATA a luscious open topped corsetted pair of breasts.
Made by me!!!
We all had turns in bashing it to bits the scariest thing was watching chrisy roundhouse to stick knocking one of the pond lights to oblivion they swinging like a maniac as alex and steve took cover finally steve took the spoils i guess that llight saber weilding he does in his bedroom alone comes to good use

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I have picked up a few injuries with the jackass party games we played including a bruised wrist from elastic band slapped a shaved bit of body torso???.A red ring round my cock????? and a rather nice bite over a excitable dog who also managed to bite chrissy who had to go to hospital for a tetness and has ligament damage the DOG is in the DOGHOUSE and will suffer with no treats for a week and no sofa lounging i did see a skateboard that reminded me of him

I must admit i was fucked the time i got to bed i think i nearly supped the contents of this which is scary




Sunday the house looked like a fucking reggae beach bar in Jamaica fucking nuked but we soon cleaned it up and took caz and steve shopping in Leeds finding a rather good sex shop and they bought some cool clothes from Leeds awesome EXIT and ROUTE 1.

We said our goodbyes i went to the pub Sunday evening and didn,t get in till turned 11 45 i and my kidneys need a rest think.
Just a word to caz,alex,jen and steve thanx so much for coming to see us im honoured guys and hopefully we will raise hell for jens birthday in October all you pussies that didn,t make it get your asses down to the Tattoo convention October the 6th to celebrate LIBRAS birthday she hasn,t a lot of them left.

ps
check out the above persons bblogs for the cock mauling video and the game of elastic band death.
phew its time to fertilize some tissue in honour of Phinns fucking awesome talc coloured body and tits.

STEVE CHRISSY IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT HAVING SPUNKY COCK AS HER SCREENSAVER BUT AS A IMMORTAL EUROPEAN WOULD SAY
BARRRRRRRR BYEEEEE!