I read with interest rozaline,s blog on the vanities of the TAMPON,TAMPAX whatever ...me brain ticked and tocked i came up with the following
Why don,t tampons come COCK SHAPED and vibrate a little so it may be red but its like sex in bed.
Why do my work collegues stick my cup to the desk for two days running with superglue ,the second time on the coaster and then decide to go home at 5 oclock leaving me to have a sneaky piss in their kettle and wipe my nob end round the top of their clean cups washed by me are all men thick???
Why does my dog wanna hump my cycling shoes and my leg when i have been cycling?Has he a cyclist fetish???
Why do women try to scare men with funny clips on the internet when men look at the internet far to much to be taken in like gormless women???
Why doesn,t James Bond after he has had sex and is lying in bed with a gorgeous lady she does one of them awful fanny burps .She never asks him for tissues and he never farts and rolls over and goes to sleep a la bash!!!!.How come the fucker hasn,t caught vd shagging around that much??
Why don,t people think me and fire don,t mix???
Why does evrybody hate my football team Leeds United so much even god doesn,t like us
Why does steve get to photograph all the excellent ladies on this site its not fair i wanna have a go!!!!
Why do i get hairer bodywise rather than head wise as i get older???
SO A WEEK TILL THE MEXICAN COCK SHAPE POND BARBIE ALL ARE STILL WELCOME TO BE AFRAID TO COME BE PETRIFIED
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I was told be a workmate today that i will never go to heaven for all the lies i tell at work.Why go somewhere white and quiet when you can go somewhere smoking hot with loadsa of illegal sex and FREDDIE MERCURY IS THER TO SING FOR YA(Hes in hell because he liked to put it in mens bottoms technally not allowed in the bible!
IF KNOWLEDGE WAS A BOMB i would be the one in the failed ragheaded attempt to blow up Glasgow airport ho hum!!!!.
ARRIBA HOMBRES IM OFF TO BUY SOME TASHES AND HATS FOR NEXT WEEKEND
I read with interest rozaline,s blog on the vanities of the TAMPON,TAMPAX whatever ...me brain ticked and tocked i came up with the following
Why don,t tampons come COCK SHAPED and vibrate a little so it may be red but its like sex in bed.
Why do my work collegues stick my cup to the desk for two days running with superglue ,the second time on the coaster and then decide to go home at 5 oclock leaving me to have a sneaky piss in their kettle and wipe my nob end round the top of their clean cups washed by me are all men thick???
Why does my dog wanna hump my cycling shoes and my leg when i have been cycling?Has he a cyclist fetish???
Why do women try to scare men with funny clips on the internet when men look at the internet far to much to be taken in like gormless women???
Why doesn,t James Bond after he has had sex and is lying in bed with a gorgeous lady she does one of them awful fanny burps .She never asks him for tissues and he never farts and rolls over and goes to sleep a la bash!!!!.How come the fucker hasn,t caught vd shagging around that much??
Why don,t people think me and fire don,t mix???
Why does evrybody hate my football team Leeds United so much even god doesn,t like us
Why does steve get to photograph all the excellent ladies on this site its not fair i wanna have a go!!!!
Why do i get hairer bodywise rather than head wise as i get older???
SO A WEEK TILL THE MEXICAN COCK SHAPE POND BARBIE ALL ARE STILL WELCOME TO BE AFRAID TO COME BE PETRIFIED .
I was told be a workmate today that i will never go to heaven for all the lies i tell at work.Why go somewhere white and quiet when you can go somewhere smoking hot with loadsa of illegal sex and FREDDIE MERCURY IS THER TO SING FOR YA(Hes in hell because he liked to put it in mens bottoms technally not allowed in the bible!
IF KNOWLEDGE WAS A BOMB i would be the one in the failed ragheaded attempt to blow up Glasgow airport ho hum!!!!.
ARRIBA HOMBRES IM OFF TO BUY SOME TASHES AND HATS FOR NEXT WEEKEND
PS why did sg put my motherfucking journal on twice and fuck it
Why don,t tampons come COCK SHAPED and vibrate a little so it may be red but its like sex in bed.
Why do my work collegues stick my cup to the desk for two days running with superglue ,the second time on the coaster and then decide to go home at 5 oclock leaving me to have a sneaky piss in their kettle and wipe my nob end round the top of their clean cups washed by me are all men thick???
Why does my dog wanna hump my cycling shoes and my leg when i have been cycling?Has he a cyclist fetish???
Why do women try to scare men with funny clips on the internet when men look at the internet far to much to be taken in like gormless women???
Why doesn,t James Bond after he has had sex and is lying in bed with a gorgeous lady she does one of them awful fanny burps .She never asks him for tissues and he never farts and rolls over and goes to sleep a la bash!!!!.How come the fucker hasn,t caught vd shagging around that much??
Why don,t people think me and fire don,t mix???
Why does evrybody hate my football team Leeds United so much even god doesn,t like us
Why does steve get to photograph all the excellent ladies on this site its not fair i wanna have a go!!!!
Why do i get hairer bodywise rather than head wise as i get older???
SO A WEEK TILL THE MEXICAN COCK SHAPE POND BARBIE ALL ARE STILL WELCOME TO BE AFRAID TO COME BE PETRIFIED
.I was told be a workmate today that i will never go to heaven for all the lies i tell at work.Why go somewhere white and quiet when you can go somewhere smoking hot with loadsa of illegal sex and FREDDIE MERCURY IS THER TO SING FOR YA(Hes in hell because he liked to put it in mens bottoms technally not allowed in the bible!
IF KNOWLEDGE WAS A BOMB i would be the one in the failed ragheaded attempt to blow up Glasgow airport ho hum!!!!.
ARRIBA HOMBRES IM OFF TO BUY SOME TASHES AND HATS FOR NEXT WEEKEND
I read with interest rozaline,s blog on the vanities of the TAMPON,TAMPAX whatever ...me brain ticked and tocked i came up with the following
Why don,t tampons come COCK SHAPED and vibrate a little so it may be red but its like sex in bed.
Why do my work collegues stick my cup to the desk for two days running with superglue ,the second time on the coaster and then decide to go home at 5 oclock leaving me to have a sneaky piss in their kettle and wipe my nob end round the top of their clean cups washed by me are all men thick???
Why does my dog wanna hump my cycling shoes and my leg when i have been cycling?Has he a cyclist fetish???
Why do women try to scare men with funny clips on the internet when men look at the internet far to much to be taken in like gormless women???
Why doesn,t James Bond after he has had sex and is lying in bed with a gorgeous lady she does one of them awful fanny burps .She never asks him for tissues and he never farts and rolls over and goes to sleep a la bash!!!!.How come the fucker hasn,t caught vd shagging around that much??
Why don,t people think me and fire don,t mix???
Why does evrybody hate my football team Leeds United so much even god doesn,t like us
Why does steve get to photograph all the excellent ladies on this site its not fair i wanna have a go!!!!
Why do i get hairer bodywise rather than head wise as i get older???
SO A WEEK TILL THE MEXICAN COCK SHAPE POND BARBIE ALL ARE STILL WELCOME TO BE AFRAID TO COME BE PETRIFIED
.I was told be a workmate today that i will never go to heaven for all the lies i tell at work.Why go somewhere white and quiet when you can go somewhere smoking hot with loadsa of illegal sex and FREDDIE MERCURY IS THER TO SING FOR YA(Hes in hell because he liked to put it in mens bottoms technally not allowed in the bible!
IF KNOWLEDGE WAS A BOMB i would be the one in the failed ragheaded attempt to blow up Glasgow airport ho hum!!!!.
ARRIBA HOMBRES IM OFF TO BUY SOME TASHES AND HATS FOR NEXT WEEKEND
PS why did sg put my motherfucking journal on twice and fuck it
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cerephinna:
Did you get the photo?????
heavenandhell:
Thanks heaps for the invite. 
I'll see if I can sort something out as I'd love to come.
I'll see if I can sort something out as I'd love to come.