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Monday Jun 18, 2007

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B]THE FOLLOWING TOPICS TO BE COVERED IN THIS BLOG ARE
FLOODS ARE NO GOODS
ACE VENTURA CROSSED WITH ALFRED HITCHCOCK
50 YEAR PLUS BEER MONSTERS
RETURN OF THE HOLY DWEELING PLACE
RETURN OF HAIR ROCK
SEXTSATIONAL SEX
LANDARN INVASION

here ends the warning that the above might contain wording of graphic sexual behavior and violence and swearing with the word cunt,fuck,twat,and nob rot might be used
THIS BLOG HAS A RATING OF 18

FLOODS NO GOODS

British summer time don,t you just love it.Have we basked in glorious sunshine last week???.No its been like that place them meserable fuckin grunge stars come from Seattle is it called that because its a SEA of water???.
I nearly put a cardigan on and didn,t bath for 3 days before i thought about killing myself aaargh no wonder Kurt killed himself.
Here in Yorkshire on Thursday night we had the rainfall of August in one night causing flooding near work which brought the roads to a standstill.
This piccy was at the traffich lights on the way to the sandwich shop scary

If you think thats scary there was the return to the fishshop of the worst wig in history.Micky was nearly wetting himself when i asked the shopkeeper how much there was to pay geddit TOUPE lol.Then he looked nervous as i tried to capture the untamed beast that lives in a box or a chair maybe a door hook at night shit i failed but here if you look carefully in the piccy you get a look at the strange beastie.


ACE VENTURA CROSSED WITH ALFRED HITCHCOCK

So my godforsaken parents left me their pets from hell two birds one a aussie cacereekee or summat and a cockatiel ??.The noisy little bastards have drove me bonkers causing me on Sunday to develop a bad bad migrane grrrrrrrrr.Funny thing is the cack managed to escape the cage and flew around the room before perching on my head then running down my arm onto my finger for me to put him back in the cage ACE VENTURA STYLE!! biggrin .Hitchcock style is of course birds related chrissy has a fear of them as in the film and suprisngly the birds don,t like her hair must be because shes heavily tattoed and overweight(copyright pschitrist).The green one i got fond of and he loved mini chedders anybody that likes the bashsters fave savoury snack is blessed heres my old feathered fucker enjoying a cracker


50 YEAR OLD PLUS BEER MONSTERS

So me n chrissy went to chrissys workmates birthday do at a pub and it was karoeke night to frown eeek .
The beer flowed and the 50 plus,s drunk themseleves to hell and back chrissy decided to enjoy herself but she had two fatal flaws that night.
1.She can,t sing she sounds like Vic Reeves pub singer off shooting stars.
2.Never offer a lift home to someone who forgets where she lives then sleeps in a bush in the poring rain all night and nearly caused me to miss a romantic liason with my beautiful wife which brings me onto

SEXSATIONAL SEX
Chrissy may be having a rough time at work but on the home front shes whooping ass in between the sheets.At my age i guess sex should be stagnant and boring but its the fucking bizzo at the mo she looked stunning on Thursday night in a SKIRT AND FISHNETS man i didn,t nearly make it out.Im a lucky lucky boy. kiss kiss kiss love love



RETURN OF THE HOLY DWELLING PLACE

Every man should have a shed,workshop its a male thingy i guess.After losing my shed for a shed with patio doors ie a summerhouse i have finally got my shed back bought it some shelving put my downhill mountain bike back in a home where im gonna use it.I will bedeck it with naked picccys of girls like the ones Vince Neil kisses on his way to the stage in the home sweet home video.Im fucking stoked and feeling manly(got a shed steve??).SHhit you live in a flat err homo tongue biggrin

HAIR ROCK AND LANDARNNNNN
So weekend we go to see AEROSMMMMMMMMMMMMITTHHHHH in London and i also have fallen for HINDER fulll on 80s glory rock how sad am i??.

So not that eventful for me i haven,t had time to tell you about
chomps amazing tulip vibrator
Aftershave overall sabotage
Oil container explosion at work
Simulated bukkake shot of mayo onto my face at work
36 bottles of beer consumed this week
FETISH AIRFRESHNERS (CAZZA)
AIR GUITAR CHALLENGE(SOON TO BE VIDEO/D)
More porn from the main man of P..O.B perverts of Britain
My receptionist from nice looking to fucking thick and uninteresting
TOUNGUE LESSONS.

EDIT
Amazingly today a subcontract that does the car glass at work gave me a card for a swingers club in Leeds after the guys said that i had been awat at the weekend to partake in this capacity and it was free entry on Wednesdays shocking my reputation is not good i guess biggrin biggrin

I am gonna post purplesiamese

Who i have stolen from her awesome boyfriends journal because this piccys fucking hot
Have fun this week its BUKKAKE PARTY AT THE SWINGERS CLUB ON WEDNESDAY FOR ME ....NOT well i would have a bash maybe??


ps
steve get your grouting done

bye byes bash
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
ladylovelybrit:
Awe thanks bash. smile kiss
Well I was never really craving cock, I was craving that connection, now I have the cock again, but no real connection, I suppose I should just be happy with what I've got.
You take care too. smile
kiss kiss kiss
Jun 19, 2007
mark_plus_beer:
we got like a 5 minute spell of rain down here , yet it sounds like its the end of days according to my family in yorkshire biggrin

Jun 20, 2007

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