bashster

So since my baby left me ,i found a new place to dwell its down at the end of a street in leeds its called burger kingELVIS BASHSTER MASH UP

I have lived the ELVIS WAY THIS WEEK.Saturday,Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday and fuck me know i remember maybe twice on wednesay i have fallen foul to THE CHEEEEEESE BURGER from burker king,mother india,alton towers,rustlers fuck me i eat anymore my shirt collars will turn up and i will develope a slurry drawl in my voice and probably fucking die on the toilet like the big E scary.
So i went back to work 3 days to put 3 months of order,trust and ethics on how to run in accident repair center up in fucking smoke.You know its gonna be bad when the boss says to you when he arrives that he wouldn,t have blamed me if i took one look at the mess the place was in and went home schucks two days later im winning the fight even thou some virus has claimed a third of my workforce so death from burgers and stress could be upon me.
I managed to buy the decking for the garden but i am a bit worried at the shape of the pond which chrissy says it looks like a cock and two balls .60 2meter lengths and know im gonna die from burgers,stress and heart failure(wallet induced and muscle spasms),

My trip to Alton towers with my sg buddies took a funny turn when one of the painters who only thinks sg is about getting naked and wanking over alt chicks(not meeeeeee not true )they have put two and two together and come up with five.They think i went swinging or orgie ing at the weekend.I even got a Robbie Williams album cover doctered to reveal the following

I layed this rumour to bed by saying that i had to have my balls shaved to join in and threatened to show everybody at work which seemed to do the trick.

I like chrissy is sick of the pirates movie chrissy more than me because 6 hours of it two sittings she had to watch.Me women goin on about orlando and jonny all the time,at work,in the pub,in the shop today and fuck me their pirates they would rob yea,rape yea and leave you in the gutter.Well if you can,t beat em join em i say!!!!.


What else has had me raging my fave and Kristins fault is this PARIS HILTON RELEASED AFTER 3 FUCKING DAYS!!!!!,and we moan about our judicial service shocking.
Heres crimes she should be convicted for
1.FALSE TAN ABUSE 1 YEAR
2.FALSE VOCALS ON HER RECORDS 2 YEARS
3.SPAM YOU TRY AND WATCH HER PORN VID THATS ALL YOU GET 5 YEARS
4.BEING ABLE TO BREATH LIFE SENTENCE

I am wallowing in crumbs n icing from my bun below

which is awesome so heres my list elvis inspired

LOVE ME TENDER LIST

Awesome sex wow nearly 20 years and i would still bone this woman over any other(just don,t tell chrissy)
Burgers
Craving cock(awesome saying from the rozza)
short work weeks
Keff in pirates grizzled as fuck
loadsa beer in my fridge
my six pound primark jeans bargain
My grans comment when asked are you watching the chelsea flower show on tv to be answered No it gives me hay fever
Chrissy mum from shit mum to supermum in law

HEARTBREAK HOTEL

Birds mum left me to look after while shes on holiday FUCKING NOISY NEVER AGAIN
smelly feet mine are terrible at the mo
sunburn still
havin to cook my own tea

So heres ends my blog and im still alive!!!!!

BASHSTER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING