FACT I HAVE 3RD DEGREE SUNBURN


FACT I HAVE A GNARLY BRUISED ARM FROM BEING TOSSED UPSIDE DOWN ,SIDEWAYS IMPALED ON A HARNESS THROWN ABOUT,BLASTED AT A SPEED ONLY KNOWN TO MY CAR AND COME CLOSE TO THRILL RIDE VOMIT HELL


FACT It is not wise to take the piss out of old people they may not need as much sleep as you young ones but they have good memories and its fact that you shouldn,t drink non alcoholic beverage that matches the colour of your face and makes you look like a woofter and del boy!!! ahem big al take a bow!!!!





So as you have guessed i have returned from alton towers intact have spent time with old red head alex the friendly pervert steve below

The seriously sexy trio of caz,crissy and jen below

sorry caz i know you hate piccys but i ain,t as lucky as steve to have piccys of you in your sexy smalls(lucky git).
Heres a few more of jen who resembles snarling punk godess Brode Dalle and the gang can you spot the funny posing guy in the corner this also has the great pauly and his two gals in it.


copyright theft lol.

So we had a ace time with my bestest chums on the planet we ate ,drank and had a great time at alton towers.
My hat has to go off to the guys for matching some awesome board short wear for the pool and his stories that made me blush hes know known as the friendly pervert.
topics included
Best shaped veg to insert into your vagina for pleasure

corn on the nob anybody

Hotel comfy chairs that made us feel like regal old gents heres me chillin in mine

Steves obsession with my wood cladding of evry inch of the bash cave heres my bathroom ceiling

I didn,t wanna come home which sucked thanx to my chumz for a awesome time and i was also gutted to find alton towers is to tiring for chrissy not to wear some awesome lingerie she took with her grrrrrrrrrr


So back to reality and finally the guinea pigs are goin outside after we bought them a cage that got wedged in my car.We also had a fantastic lunch did some shopping and saw the pirates of the carribian movie chrissys hoping i don,t dream but i guess she did tell me she hopes she dreams of a menage a trois with orlando and jonny bedecked in pirate costumes.
Crisssy looks radiant after her weekend away.

So tommorow is gardening before i go back to work on wednesday i hope to have many more weekends with my sg buddies and have promised Steve where AMSTERDAM bound next for the canals ,flowers and clogs and culture and art.
take care of the ones you love!!!!!