bashster

Have you all had a week where you have sinned to your hearts contentment i wonder???

Yesterday was a thought provoking day in my life i went to the cinema to watch ZODIAC the film about the zodiac killer now it lasted nearly 3 hours chrissy thought it was overlong but i came away with questions that wasn,t answered and left me thinking David Fincher is a talented man he did SEVEN(more about that later ) and fight club.
The other thought provoking film i watched was THE BREAK Up which i thought would be a rom com movie but it turned into a thought provoking film that had me thinking is evrything alright with your relationships do we take everybody for granted ,do we have desires that we neglect,do we still have secrets that we can,t tell.A strange feelimg came over me i think its called insecuritiy me been a optomist thats weird, something.is not what it should be i guess i will have to hunt answers out!!!!.

Back to David Fincher i wore my seven EVIL serial killer shirt to go to the supermarket which always draws a stare from women chrissy says i look like kevin spacey in the piccy that adorns my t shirt.
I dedicate my journal to seven deadly sins.

GREED
The ability to want more of something.I had to rack my brains to think of my greed this week and decided it was alcohol intake.I bought 20 bottles of kroneborg it would be easier to buy a couple of 4 packs i guess Beer gut city is ahoy.

ENVY
My dad dropped envy on my feet so to speak this morning.I was sat casually talking to him at THEDEATHDODGERS when he said wow i like your trainers they are cool and a nice colour where did you buy them he said.ENVY of him not saying what the fuck have you got on ,i guess being old its getting me more envious about losing my youth!!

ANGER
i HAVE had limited amounts of anger this week the usual outburst over red hair dye,sawdust,doghair the dog humping my tshirt on tuesday night when i came home from the pub and slept till 2 on the sofa to be awoken by a doggy style tshirt humpathon.
LUST

Strange one this it can either be sexual or sexual ???.Ask chrissy about this as she let out a phwooooor as we passed a blond haired skinny emo kid sat on a bench.My sexual lust this week is girls with big eyes,girls with red hair i guess but sexually i have been inactive so lust suprisingly didn,t occur.

SLOTH
FACT Men would wear the same shirt all week if they had to iron it
FACT Men beleive the floor is the washing basket
FACT Men think sinks are for pissing in when they are incapable of making it to the loo when drunk
FACT All of the above are Mark Bishops falldowns this week ane i pissed on the bathroom floor and farted down the dairy produce row in the supermarket a deathly indian arsed fart at that.


DOUBLE CHIN
HALF A BEER GUT
16HALF INCH NECK
BIG CHEEKS
LACK OF PHYSICAL EXERCISE

GLUTONY IS AS ABOVE!!!

PRIDE
I owe my mate steve a apology in taking the rise in watching man united(scummers)lose the fa cup final.Pride was the big grin i got from this tut tut you evil man


So haven,t time to tell you about carbuying/southparkbargainhunting/teddybearvideosex/,towersoflondonandbarbecueinvite/beastieboyworkwear/altontowerscountdowning/financeslookingup/lotterywinningdream!!

maybe tommorow
ps
roz thanx for the testomonial the papa smurfs are safe in my hands or i wish they were

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