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THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY POST
So this isn,t a homage to clint eastwoods epic western(my fave all time film) its a title based journal of a week of ups n downs like a rollercoaster of life lol!!.

THE BAD

So i awake Friday morning with the worst backache ever it takes me a hour to get out of bed and goto work to suffer the rest of the day in agony.It wasn,t till i got home that i realised i got WHIPLASH from my work buddy braking heavvy to nearly avoid a road collision but i was busy hookin my sweet nsour chicken to the dashboard so my kinda bent over position wasn,t good for the seat belt i guess.So saturday and sunday sucked because i couldn,t move which was a bastard no diy ha theres a laugh i took this piccy at five this afternoon who nicked the summer??

gardening in think fuckin not .

I also got chrissy to cut my hair the first cut felt different than usual and i was stunned to see she had no guard on it and i was scalped yikes so the bash has joined other notable baldies which include



Poor britney whos bald below and on top at least no pubes or hair to get stuck in your mouth



Kojak uber cool lollipop sucker

bruce willis in die hard 4
and shit mixed these up me bald but chomps says i have a sexy like velvet feel that makes good for a stroke.



THE VERY VERY UGLY

So each year us brits sit down to watch the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST which is between european countries and us.Our entry got only 2 votes from 44 countries one was Malta which we fuckin own and the other from Ireland the rest went to every fucking blood sucking fucking eastern block immigrant infested western money grabbing cocksucker past germany.I think you can guess that with 20 countries they voted for each other us westerners had fuck all chance.
I should end my rant here but...fuck me our song was so out of date it was hideous the guys in the video looked gay as fuck the women concrete plastered make up and a fucking awful dance to boot.A country that spawns such talent as Artic Monkeys ,Bloc Party,The klaxons can let this dross represent us grrrrrrrrrrrr
DECIDE FOR YOURSELF


THE GOOD

I guess i had a relaxing weekend i needed it and even got my house exorcised but at a price the guy wants to help me with me and my other halfs bedroom antics


Jay and me have decided to film the event and call it VICARS IN CHRISSYS KNICKERSi guess i better ask her first lol


I hacked bang bros porn empire yow with the awesome Riley Mason vids sweet.



THE DARK LORD OF SEX ROCK RETURNS

So i got to downland Marilyn Mansons new lp eat me drink me after watching his kinky video for his new single where he bones his new squeeze rachel wood yay for cradle snatching 19 thats nearly half his age.
The album is welded to my car stereo it fucking rocks it grooves it makes you want have bdsm sex to it and amazingly the songs are awesome and feature awesome randy rhoads style guitar solos which give it a old school flavour well done you darklord of humpalong rock.

NIK NAK SANDWICHES
Shit im addicted to corn snack nik nak sandwiches.Nik naks come in 3 flavours rib n saucy,nice n spicy,and scampi n lemon(which is like a corn snack version of cunnilingus cheaper and as mentioned in this blog earlier pubeless.




Be good have a dappa week