bashster

wooooooooooooooooosh the weeks are flyin by at a rate of knotts i can,t keep up.The suns shining,i have come home to a fabulous clean house my other half is seeing her mum ,im having toad in the hole sandwiche aunty betty style.Have picked up some cryogeneric acne long lost youth making my boatrace spotty grrrrrrr spoils my chisselled features.I don,t like cheap coffee.I got bought a new cup by tam at work a rolling stone mug!!!!.I have eaten to many peanuts today i think i will be wincing on the pot trying to remove the remnants from my ass.Eaten to much cake,choocy and filthy filthy cookies man im turning into a woman yikes.
Dreamed that i was the to yeti bigfoot out off the six million dollar man.Driven a 58 000 car on road test a xj8 in british racing green.Watched porn at the crack of dawn(or is that dawns crack???).Been told to choose between landing strip,trimmed or brazilian or fucking rainforest pubes decisions decisions!!!.
TOMMOROW
I will be wearing black to mourn the loss of one of my sg harem rennison peace to you sister!!!.
Will fight my hangover from tonite
Pray for a good day at work.
Have sex(if posssible) restrictions may apply

Big hugs n thugs B*A*S*H