bashster

hold a chicken in the air,stick a deck chair up your nose,fly a jumbo jet and bury all your clothes,paint your left knee green and extract your wisdom teeth,form a string quartet a pretend your name is keith,skin yourself alive ,learn to speak aprahoe,climb inside dog and behead eskimo,eat a renault 4,and wear salami in your ears,casserole gran and dissembowel yourself with spears
THE CHICKEN SONG-SPITTING IMAGE
They don,t write like that anymore i wonder why???

I read what i wrote yesterday which upset me panicked, my beautiful(joking)wife and made me think wooahw(like in making a horse stop)lifes not that bad so i have become a positive energy not a negative one chomps relys on me be strong and witty and the bright thing in her life not another big ugly demon she has to deal with!!!..
The negatives into positives include
MONEY
Sorted consolidate the debt free up capital to enjoy ourselves more.
chomper
Support her with love not bile and talk to her let her know whats not just wrong with her but me.I gazed on at her naked ass this morning,looked into her happy face she looks more radiant than she has done for a while shes lost some weight even thou she is naughty sometimes CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!,Her positive attitude at the moment is cool,shes off swimming next week i can remember she loved that and looked at her happiest when she targets something and acheives it.

MYSELF
Me its about enjoying myself,getting healthier and hopefully being a better husband.

So my team Leeds United got relegated this weekend i felt really low i love my soccer but i will probaly be able to afford to see em play next season,enjoy giant killing cup runs????,hopefully winning that shit trophy for shitty teams lol so it ain,t all that bad we might win sometimes.

Today i have been to to see THE DEATHDODGER my nan with chrissy who rarely visits because she just bitches at chrissy from the moment we get there.I have selective deafness it helps.Luckily my old man was there and in a good chatty mood,the first words the deathdodger uttered to chrissy was what the bloody hell you done with your hair!! not a good start and whats that ring thing in your lip!.Now bear in mind chrissy has had red hair and a lip ring for over a year and has visited my gran for over 20 times this was a shock,fucking old people are insensitive i guess.I sqaushed the threat of chrissy ranting back when my gran asked how chrissy kisses me with that in her lip by saying it gives extra stimulation sexually, my poor dad nearly fell off his chair being than man i inherited my pervert genes from man the old fella car is nicknamed THE CUM MOBILE FOR REASONS BELOW


He knew chomps lip ring did the bizzo in the sack.The old fella also dropped of my pond for the garden i kinda felt proud to have a awesome dad today and love my mum and dad to bits married for over 30 years heres their wedding photo look at my dads quiff lol
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So we went to a flash store which has stacks of designer housewear which
libra should be getting something for her house wrming prezzie it also has a cool little bistro and we had a great meal amazingly chrissy didn,t eat all hers and finished before me which is strange i am ABESTOS THROAT lol.
I came home enjoyed the sun and dug the garden up for the pond finished my decking frame and showed my builders crack to the nosey next door neighbour watching from behind her curatin upstairs(probably parting her moist lips with her fingers watching a man work up a sweat)errrrrrrr than sounds awful.

So i am chipper tonite thanx to my SG HAREM for bringing me outta the depths of depression thanxs to THE ROZZ,JENS,RACH,SAVVY,CAZ cheers gurls and also steve the prawn sandwich muncher

Big good poppets
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