i gotta start writing a incy bit more i was gutted i ran out of room in my last journal for piccys which sucked.
Nwes this week booked for alton towers into hotel getting chrissy off my back.I had every knobrot (a fine yorkshire word for penis infestation ) customers ring me today two words to these guys FUCK OFF i don,t get to say that at work which is good because i would given the chance.
I made some new nicknames for some guys at work which inlude
BARON VON FAT BASTARD
TANNED TWAT TT for short
ROADSWEEPER FACE
DANGEROUS DAVE
NO NECK
BUT STILL MY FAVE GERMAN KIDDY FIDDLER
ME I,M COVEHEAD(EXPLANATION MY HEAD RESEMBLES A NICE COVED BEACH)
Alas fishnet Thursday is no more but....hooorah its fishnet seamed wednesday (this is to piss chrissy off who says im a prev)as tam treated us to a ultra tight skirt and lucky 13 bowling top its like having a sg for a receptionist hah no piccys guys only if ya beg.(i expect a dig in the ribs for this bit of my blog but got my hook ready to reel in the red one).
Speaking of my darling wife the following story is something that i will never dream of doing to hurt her just so you all know.
My good friend eddie quiet ,respectable,married ,two kids never leers at other women just plods on in life fell out with is misus on friday night and stayed at the local hotel after the row he went to the club got drunk pulled a 19 year old nearly did the bizzo but..silly silly boy texted his missus saying he had pulled the 19 year old and was off to shag her,lucky for him she thought he was pissed and lying or he might be single,i did put the frightners on him when i said she will lob your cock off when your asleeo john bobbit style.Remember don,t cheat its a gutwrencher to love and a guilt you will live the rest of your life.
So i decided my guinea pigs duff and slash well duff should become stars of my blog they miss my room up big style hay fuckin everywhere so i present ten ways to rid your house of hay!!!.ps no animals were hurt in these piccys in fact DUFF loves to pose lol
TEN WAYS TO RID YOUR ROOM OF SAWDUST
NUMBER 1 STEAMED GUINEA PIG
I also have to check into the addiction clinic for hairdrying i miss it so much i got caught yesterday im a blow dry addict
Finally the new site set up is bollocks i can,t see any psw sets which sucks my ancient suicide boys set ended up in my piccys which i can,t get rid of ,lets hope evrything irons itself out.
BIG SHOUT OUT TO STEVE WELL DONE FELLA WITH THE JOB
RICH CHECK MY LAT JOURNAL WHEN YOU FINALLY GET BACK ON LINE.
TOMMORW IS KICKASS DAY FOR CHRISSYS DOCS SO SHE CAN GET HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK
I LOVE YOU LOADS HUN AND WILL DO EVRYTHING TO HELP.
TOOTLE PIPS
BASH
Nwes this week booked for alton towers into hotel getting chrissy off my back.I had every knobrot (a fine yorkshire word for penis infestation ) customers ring me today two words to these guys FUCK OFF i don,t get to say that at work which is good because i would given the chance.
I made some new nicknames for some guys at work which inlude
BARON VON FAT BASTARD
TANNED TWAT TT for short
ROADSWEEPER FACE
DANGEROUS DAVE
NO NECK
BUT STILL MY FAVE GERMAN KIDDY FIDDLER
ME I,M COVEHEAD(EXPLANATION MY HEAD RESEMBLES A NICE COVED BEACH)
Alas fishnet Thursday is no more but....hooorah its fishnet seamed wednesday (this is to piss chrissy off who says im a prev)as tam treated us to a ultra tight skirt and lucky 13 bowling top its like having a sg for a receptionist hah no piccys guys only if ya beg.(i expect a dig in the ribs for this bit of my blog but got my hook ready to reel in the red one).
Speaking of my darling wife the following story is something that i will never dream of doing to hurt her just so you all know.
My good friend eddie quiet ,respectable,married ,two kids never leers at other women just plods on in life fell out with is misus on friday night and stayed at the local hotel after the row he went to the club got drunk pulled a 19 year old nearly did the bizzo but..silly silly boy texted his missus saying he had pulled the 19 year old and was off to shag her,lucky for him she thought he was pissed and lying or he might be single,i did put the frightners on him when i said she will lob your cock off when your asleeo john bobbit style.Remember don,t cheat its a gutwrencher to love and a guilt you will live the rest of your life.
So i decided my guinea pigs duff and slash well duff should become stars of my blog they miss my room up big style hay fuckin everywhere so i present ten ways to rid your house of hay!!!.ps no animals were hurt in these piccys in fact DUFF loves to pose lol
TEN WAYS TO RID YOUR ROOM OF SAWDUST
NUMBER 1 STEAMED GUINEA PIG
I also have to check into the addiction clinic for hairdrying i miss it so much i got caught yesterday im a blow dry addict
Finally the new site set up is bollocks i can,t see any psw sets which sucks my ancient suicide boys set ended up in my piccys which i can,t get rid of ,lets hope evrything irons itself out.
BIG SHOUT OUT TO STEVE WELL DONE FELLA WITH THE JOB
RICH CHECK MY LAT JOURNAL WHEN YOU FINALLY GET BACK ON LINE.
TOMMORW IS KICKASS DAY FOR CHRISSYS DOCS SO SHE CAN GET HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK
I LOVE YOU LOADS HUN AND WILL DO EVRYTHING TO HELP.
TOOTLE PIPS
BASH
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My cute friend is considering performing so I definitely want to plant the bug in her head so I can see the goods with my own eyes.