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READ THE FOLLOWING ON THIS DAY SUNDAY THE 8TH OF APRIL EASTER SUNDAY JUST LIKE JESUS BUT LESS HAIRY THE PRODGICAL SON OF SG BLOGLAND IS RESURECTED IN A GLORIOUS WHITE LIGHT , HE STRIDES FORWORD WITH THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE TO HIS DISCIPLES THAT HAVE ALWAYS FOLLOWED HIM AND BELEIVED IN HIM!
BELOW



errrmmm hello how you doing a bit like jesus again i feel like i have spent 40 days in the desert with the devil but hey kick sand in my face,prick me with one of them nasty cactus thingies even make me smell a camels ass im back i think!!!! so what mischeif have i been up to then????

TONITE WE DINE AT CHIQUITAS!!!!

So Monday me and chomper went out to have a good time which is hard to come by at the mo but she was a angel taking me to the local mexican restaurant where she took affection to the waiter(skinny boys she loves)we then went to see 300 it ruled but chrissy hated it i unfortunately when i go out to eat again will deliver that line TONITE WE DINE IN HELL !!!!!.
I had a secret cry at the end and the love scene is the most erotic thing i,ve seen put in celluloid for a long time it was just beautiful.

WORK=NOB WIPING FISHNET OGGLING BORING SNORING TIME

So i had to work the graveyard shift Easter week which sucked ass.It was livened up with the new bettie page styled receptionist wearing fishnets and a tight pencil skirt ,i have to agree with chrisy it shoudn,t be worn at work especially with a 50,s style cropped bowling top ,high heels and bright red lipstick ,she says its distracting to us gents to work in this enviroment so vote eye candy for bash or frumpy shotputting lezzos for bash!!!!.
Friday saw tedium take control so we devised a way at getting at JEFF Linwood the most useful pile of shite known to man.This man gets nearly 50 quid more than me a week and is dumb as fuck.He cant see so i stuck stuck some cellotape over his monicle (spyglass)that he uses to read maps i also wiped my cock end round the the top of his mug gives a new meaning to LATTE i guess.

WEEKEND OF MONSTER STRENGTH AND MONSTER FOOTY RESULTS

So we moved this baby well i moved it god knows how i just became rambo.arnie,a russian weightlifter and superman rolled into one i moved it from the side the tables on to the middle i will be restyling the botanic bash garden over the next few months.
The weekends gone good with the scumsters manchester losing it weas good to see old rubberface score a own goal Manchester united the ugliest mofo,s in sport period(no bias)and the mighty whites LEEDS UNITED climbed out of the relegation zonc wooooooow!!!
ps
my back and arms kill know!!!!


SG BUDZ OF EXTREME GODLINESS!!!

I have soooooo many good friends on here to lit who send me support love and prezzies you are all immense and thanx for your support through difficult times.

Auntie Sheena got me a ace floating duck which is now called gayduck he looks like a ymca kind duck here he is cheers to the frizzy haired frumpet!

Unfortuanately the ever gorgeouslibra sent chomps some more hello kitty goodies from Japan which sucks guys please please help me before my house disappears under a infestation of jap crap cat!!!.
Here i am looking at her prezzie

A face of disgust

Also i recieved my cds from big hearted new yorker JAY my brooklyn buddie fuckin cheers fella hope you get work soon and the sahara hotnights rock here a piccy of the awesome card i got off him it rules


I have my baby back

So i finally have my computer back after i bought chomper her pink philip freevent notebook tryed on Sunday to install a wireless network failed big style eight hours went to pc world and paid yes paid for some tech guy to come out and fit it.I managed to sneak outta work he seemed a bit weird but got it sorted he decided to tell me how everything in the house was pink,you have a pink kettle and a pink toaster and a pink fridge and a pink bra hanging from it ,the fucking embarassement i wish my other half would stop using the smeg to dry her bras .
on
I installed a natty hello kitty desktop theme with a hello kitty pointy cursor should her how to embed youtube shes fucking elated with it im over the moon she loves it .

I LEFT HER A MESSAGE NOT TO USE MINE THOU




BACK TO HIS BARMY BEST

So this Sunday i decided to shoot some crazy abstract piccys a piccy of my monkey and a new profile piccy take a look

Me and my boy pg monkey
Me in cardboard????





Me eating a light bulb


Transformer bash(with the help from the top of our lawn mower)

I ran out of piccy room no room for the profile piccy my new feature 10 ways to stop a guinea pig from destroying your living room a fucking awesome piccy from cazza purplesiamese psw set which she has the most beautiful eyes i have seen on a woman i think Alton towers = twin set time .

other news
Leeds has a new concert venue RIOS a 1000 capacity bought by the guy that had the Bradford one acts to play include wasp,faster pussycat and the wildhearts and finally a rock nite in Leeds for rockers not scene ligging studies.

Awesome new music by BLACK STONE CHERRY,HINDER and Nine inch nails and the year is gonna be the year of ska rock i hope check out this aweome Tim Armstrong of Rancid fame new video a skanktastic song thats stuck in my head this is for steve n caz


looking forward to alton towers,grindhouse,a few more tinnies of beer,aerosmith and london and short wearing again!!!
peace
love
and choccy covered faces this weekend