So i have been in present giving mode this week i decided to treat chomps to a new Bag and Belt cause im a caring hubby.She wasn,t that thrilled for some reason but hey the vacuum works a treat now lol!!!!.
Somebody asked me today how i would like to die i pondered....and said like most men holding my fucking money tightly to my chest
, how would you like to die????
That reminds me of a good joke(another one) a man is given 24 hours to live by the doc,he goes homes tell his wife if he can have sex she agrees,four hours later he asks again ,she says yes just to please his dying wish this goes on every four hours until shes fat asleep and its four in the morning.He nudges her in the back urging her to wake up.On awakening he says lets have sex one last time to which she reply> fuck of go to sleep i have to work in the morning you don,t!!!!!.
HEAVEN AND HELL IS QUESTIONING MY SEXUAL BRAVADO BUT SHE HASN,T SEEN WHATS DOWN MY PANTS!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT I CRAMMED INTO THEM FOR RICHS CHALLENGE LOL
So i have had a interesting week and have perved some good naked ass.Today a j lo lookalike with a ass to match and our new emo barmaid who makes the pub worth going to!!!!!.
Me n chomps checked out 23 at the pictures and i kinda freaked that my fave footy team LEEDS UTD have lost 23 games this season and lost 3 2 at the weekend and were bought by Ken Bates on the 23rd of the month thats why where doomed.
My pool streak continues now 12 out of 14 which is awesome i am playing great!!!!!.
Im kinda miffed that the crue are playing the download fest under such mediocre bands shame!!!!!!.
I got my inhaler from the chemists i now look like a retard puffing on it lol.
So things in ickle phases
did a chop suey with cum screensaver for my mate at work supposdly a delicacy!!!!!!
hope jen gets well
ruined my best shoes
got a massive scab on the top of my nose hence no vanity
shitting myself to live up to richs challenges
goggled alices set
wondered if the gun was loaded(alice
been in deep thought alot
loved my new chumz video blogs
home life is awesome
hope fayes ok
found a pervert in steve as bad as me
hassle chomps to post shes chilling and will return blog in hand soon!!!!
frickerty fropperty frapp
bash
Somebody asked me today how i would like to die i pondered....and said like most men holding my fucking money tightly to my chest
, how would you like to die????That reminds me of a good joke(another one) a man is given 24 hours to live by the doc,he goes homes tell his wife if he can have sex she agrees,four hours later he asks again ,she says yes just to please his dying wish this goes on every four hours until shes fat asleep and its four in the morning.He nudges her in the back urging her to wake up.On awakening he says lets have sex one last time to which she reply> fuck of go to sleep i have to work in the morning you don,t!!!!!.
HEAVEN AND HELL IS QUESTIONING MY SEXUAL BRAVADO BUT SHE HASN,T SEEN WHATS DOWN MY PANTS!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT I CRAMMED INTO THEM FOR RICHS CHALLENGE LOL
So i have had a interesting week and have perved some good naked ass.Today a j lo lookalike with a ass to match and our new emo barmaid who makes the pub worth going to!!!!!.
Me n chomps checked out 23 at the pictures and i kinda freaked that my fave footy team LEEDS UTD have lost 23 games this season and lost 3 2 at the weekend and were bought by Ken Bates on the 23rd of the month thats why where doomed.
My pool streak continues now 12 out of 14 which is awesome i am playing great!!!!!.
Im kinda miffed that the crue are playing the download fest under such mediocre bands shame!!!!!!.
I got my inhaler from the chemists i now look like a retard puffing on it lol.
So things in ickle phases
did a chop suey with cum screensaver for my mate at work supposdly a delicacy!!!!!!
hope jen gets well
ruined my best shoes
got a massive scab on the top of my nose hence no vanity
shitting myself to live up to richs challenges
goggled alices set
wondered if the gun was loaded(alice
been in deep thought alot
loved my new chumz video blogs
home life is awesome
hope fayes ok
found a pervert in steve as bad as me
hassle chomps to post shes chilling and will return blog in hand soon!!!!
frickerty fropperty frapp
bash
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