bashster

cough cough splutter slutter im still ill and still quite a nutter!!.A little ryhme for my sg chums there i guess!!!.
So i have had a chilled zontal week at work met the strangest of people and one that i wished i hadn,t met one .I have eaten healther this week kebab shop twice,chinese,fish shop twice,macdonalds not good.
The accidental meeting of someone occurred on Thursday when we went to pick up a car from a punter while on route to the MOTHER INDIA KEBAB EMPORIUM(i HAD THE PORN STAR FANNY LIPS SPECIAL WHERE THE MEAT FLAPS OVER THE SIDES PITTA BREAD).We arrived at Mr Nuns (yes that was his name but there was nothing saintly about this guy)i was just about to knock on the door when someone banged on the window there stood a guy of about18 stone STARK BOLLOCK NAKED giving me the thumbs up yikes,i turned to my mate and said hes no fucking clothes on to which he spun the car round in the road and said im not dealing with him he looks perverted!!!.I will just get some clothes on lad he said!!.I took his guys trying to keep my gaze away from his ultra tight jogging bottoms which showed of his underpantless appendage not nice .He said take the car lad im off to Thailand this afternoon.WELL WELL WELL that didn,t suprise me one bit he had a look of a kiddie fiddler and i couldn,t get that newspaper headline involving gaz glitter on the beach it read PEADOS IN SPEEDOS i quick went and had a good wash back at work after getting out of his car yuck yuck yuck.

I finally got to shot the awesomechomper for her PSW SET which was cock risingly brilliant we had a blast and chomps enjoyed it i think after being very scared but the pics came out well heres some tasters there Hot








I can ditch my porn for a while because these are wanktastic!!!!!.TO VIEW EM GO HERE
PSW GROUP
CHOMPER In bed with..... Also comment in the thread section this hottie deserves praise

CHOMPER ANDSERIAL KILLER finally meet tomorrow i fear for my credit card but its awesome they will finally get to meet.WARNING ALICE take the piss out of my old piccys i will deface every gwen piccy you have posted.Chomps got al some TAKE SHAT ticket sad very sad!!!.

I will leave you with some youtube a cracking joke and the eternal pisstaking out of heavenandhell and libra!!

Libra first
I have given this girl some stick reference a amazing bit of footwear she purchased these beauties

god im crying already!!!.
I finally found out who owned them i promised jens i would let her know seeing she bought them on ebay heres the proof who had em


80S BOOTS 31 SECOND AHOY!!!!!!!

HEAVENANDHELL

My new chum thats older than me(thats lower than a dwarfs kneecaps) i created a new profile piccy for her seeing shes called shenna i present mrs shenna the shiniest member on here.

its now her profile piccy wow!!!!!.

Finally a joke of sorts.In the news in the uk this week was a girl aged 8 that weighed 14 stones and was a size 18 uk size.When asked what her favourite musical instrument was at school she replied THE DINNER BELL!!!.


Im off and shit im working tommorrow think of me sweating away lol.

ps RUCKS you have come back home i have missed yea hun

RICH DID I WIN???
THE PROZZIES-HOW MUCH IS A BLOW JOB???

My wings are like a sheild of steel!!!!!
bash