Man so i got 28 fucking comments just by having a sex change scary but..... i got visions from the lord(satan)to return to my natural state a MAN a BLOKE a PERVERT(well i was that a women also but hell ya)
THE VISIONS APPEARED THROUGH THE WEEK AND IT ALL FELL INTO PLACE FIRSTY THE FRUIT BOWL SPOKE TO ME TELLING ME WHAT I HAD LOST IT SAID WHY HAVE A HOLE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 3 EXTRA DANGLY BIT OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY!
I ventured into the bathroom and the urge to stand up piss on the floor and not flush it was just to intense again i was sent a vision!!
My had was swimming by now i stumbled into the bedroom and had a sudden urge to rip my dress off and panties and scrunch them up in a pile there in front of me was another vision a vision that had been there for 3 whole days i was beginning to foam at the mouth
but the final vision shock fear through my new body was the hideous vison of washing up how i had longed to leave a pile of dirty dishes on the side for chomps to wash up arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh it was to much i had to return to my true form a perverted ,leering MAN so that i could feel all powerful when opening fucking jars that a pityful women couldn,t do making her wet between the legs with my superior strength look at this piccy women of sg land and pray you have a man that can open jars for ya and feel priviliged!!!
ALL HAIL THE RETURN THE SEXUAL HUNKINESS OF THE BASHSTER and have a tear in your eye for bashful gone but not forgotten.
So i have struggled this week with a thing that comes this time of the year and knocks the stuffing at of me causing me to be shit at work and wanna sleep as soon as it gets dark.I beleive its gota name any ideas on how to increase my energy should i buy a lightbox????.
I have been at war with Jeff Linwood the german kiddie fiddling receptionist this week in a cruel prank kind of way.I managed to apply a badge to his hat that said child perv which he wore all morning and never realised then it took me a hour to apply 155 little yellow dots into like a bikers studded jacket with the immortal word TWAT on the back which pretty darn good.Finally i nicked is gear knob off his car and made a coat hanger out of it that he managed to hang his coat on six times before he realised what he was hanging it on(duuuuuurrrrbrain).
So chomps visited rich this week in Manchester and made shore he was back on here for another year having only just made friends with him it would have been a shame to lose him enjoy your stay rich dude.
I went out yesterday to look for a eaterie for me BIRTHDAY BASHunfortunately the chinese i was gonna use has shut down so i had to vet other establishments on the following!!
MUSIC
WAITRESSES
FOOD
I finally worked my way upto LEEDS HARD ROCK CAFE which was playing Jimi Hendrix when i first entered i was greeted by a raven headed beauty in a tiny skirt which swung the vote and my cock upwards then was thrilled to book with the gorgeous em a tattooed goddess who wouldn,t look out of place on here i have to decide who manys going by Tuesday so the plan is as follows
IF YOU WANNA COME WE ARE MEETING AT LEEDS HARD ROCK CAFE FOR EVENING MEAL AT 7 30 NEXT SATURDAY!
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO COME .THERE IS NO SET MENU which is good because it means people can have a varied choice.Then we shal go to THE GARAGE to shake our cakes so to speak!!
DROP ME A MESSAGE GUYS YOUR ALL WELCOME!!!
The leeds hard rock cafe has a website with menu lists,prices and a panoramic veiw which is cool.
Finally congrats to my old ginger minged sg gurlie copperwho went live this week she looks hot hers my fave piccy which amazingly is not a full nude
wowza
.
I am looking forward to seeing the purply one,grotbags,the deadman(undertaker)and officer dibble next weekend i,m excited are you????.
ps
Im a canary to your coalmine!!!
fuckaduckadingdong
bash!!!!
THE VISIONS APPEARED THROUGH THE WEEK AND IT ALL FELL INTO PLACE FIRSTY THE FRUIT BOWL SPOKE TO ME TELLING ME WHAT I HAD LOST IT SAID WHY HAVE A HOLE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 3 EXTRA DANGLY BIT OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY!
I ventured into the bathroom and the urge to stand up piss on the floor and not flush it was just to intense again i was sent a vision!!
My had was swimming by now i stumbled into the bedroom and had a sudden urge to rip my dress off and panties and scrunch them up in a pile there in front of me was another vision a vision that had been there for 3 whole days i was beginning to foam at the mouth
but the final vision shock fear through my new body was the hideous vison of washing up how i had longed to leave a pile of dirty dishes on the side for chomps to wash up arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh it was to much i had to return to my true form a perverted ,leering MAN so that i could feel all powerful when opening fucking jars that a pityful women couldn,t do making her wet between the legs with my superior strength look at this piccy women of sg land and pray you have a man that can open jars for ya and feel priviliged!!!
ALL HAIL THE RETURN THE SEXUAL HUNKINESS OF THE BASHSTER and have a tear in your eye for bashful gone but not forgotten.
So i have struggled this week with a thing that comes this time of the year and knocks the stuffing at of me causing me to be shit at work and wanna sleep as soon as it gets dark.I beleive its gota name any ideas on how to increase my energy should i buy a lightbox????.
I have been at war with Jeff Linwood the german kiddie fiddling receptionist this week in a cruel prank kind of way.I managed to apply a badge to his hat that said child perv which he wore all morning and never realised then it took me a hour to apply 155 little yellow dots into like a bikers studded jacket with the immortal word TWAT on the back which pretty darn good.Finally i nicked is gear knob off his car and made a coat hanger out of it that he managed to hang his coat on six times before he realised what he was hanging it on(duuuuuurrrrbrain).
So chomps visited rich this week in Manchester and made shore he was back on here for another year having only just made friends with him it would have been a shame to lose him enjoy your stay rich dude.
I went out yesterday to look for a eaterie for me BIRTHDAY BASHunfortunately the chinese i was gonna use has shut down so i had to vet other establishments on the following!!
MUSIC
WAITRESSES
FOOD
I finally worked my way upto LEEDS HARD ROCK CAFE which was playing Jimi Hendrix when i first entered i was greeted by a raven headed beauty in a tiny skirt which swung the vote and my cock upwards then was thrilled to book with the gorgeous em a tattooed goddess who wouldn,t look out of place on here i have to decide who manys going by Tuesday so the plan is as follows
IF YOU WANNA COME WE ARE MEETING AT LEEDS HARD ROCK CAFE FOR EVENING MEAL AT 7 30 NEXT SATURDAY!
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO COME .THERE IS NO SET MENU which is good because it means people can have a varied choice.Then we shal go to THE GARAGE to shake our cakes so to speak!!
DROP ME A MESSAGE GUYS YOUR ALL WELCOME!!!
The leeds hard rock cafe has a website with menu lists,prices and a panoramic veiw which is cool.
Finally congrats to my old ginger minged sg gurlie copperwho went live this week she looks hot hers my fave piccy which amazingly is not a full nude
wowza
.
I am looking forward to seeing the purply one,grotbags,the deadman(undertaker)and officer dibble next weekend i,m excited are you????.
ps
Im a canary to your coalmine!!!
fuckaduckadingdong
bash!!!!
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lovleysitwell:
hahhaha very funny but i dont think im going to go .
chomper:
You could have flushed the toilet before you took a bloody picture of it lol 