bashster

C=cold as in freezing my ass off
O=as you get older you get to feel the arctic British chill more!!
L=Lacking a sex drive when your cock has disappeared into your ballsack and chomps is clinging onto you like a bodysnatching leech nicking my body heat ...man shes icy cold i thing her fiery insides have frosted over with the cold snap!!!
D=Down winter always gives me the blues .

So you guessed it its fookin freezin it snowed last night a bit and i stayed in the warm pub quaffing six pints of guiness and 4 sothern comfort specials which warmed me up.I awoke this morning like a zombie in the return of the living dead.I had a blackish toungue backs under the eyes and a deathly white appearance.
I zombie walked to my car to find it iced over like a bag of forozen fish.I stood there puzzled what could i use for a ice scraper felt in my pockets and pulled out my hangover pills which made a fuckin corkin ice scraper which perked my pasty face up.
I guess i looked like this at work for the 1st few hours


SCARY!!!!

The rest of the week for me has been humdrum kinda yaaaaaaawwwwnn boring but even i can live in nomality.
Tommorrow sees chomps take her driving test and she rung me today to say she had a good lesson which bodes well!.I have told her its all about driving like nomally would and not been ultra cautious.I hope that god smiles down on us after a shitty couple of months and she passes.
Im off to eat my humongus steak pie and blast out some avenged sevenfold on my death unit.
Have fun fuck pigs
au revoir
bash!!!!