bashster

XMAS IS NEARLY HERE KIDDIES AND THE BASHSTER HAS ISSUED THE ULTIMATUM TO HIS COMMON LAW WIFEY!.
READ BELOW(ON CHOMPS XMAS BAG)

So im primed for the following
GETTIN UP AT 5 30 AM BY CHOMPS
MOANING FUCKING GRANNY ABOUT XMAS
MY DAD SNORING
WASHING UP(COMPULSORY ON THIS DAY)
BELLY OF GASIOUS MAGNETUDE
SILLY PARTY HATS
FUCK OFF HANGOVER
BEYONCE(THE REAL ONE)
CHOMPS SWOONING OVER JONNY DEPP
DOG CHEWING UP HIS RUBBER TOY OBLITERATING THE ROOM FLOOR WITH ITS REMNANTS AND EATING IT AND SUFFERING BOXING DAY SHITTING BLOOD N RUBBER DOGS ARE THICK.
HYPERACTIVE NEPHEWS
SOCKS

All is left to say have a top top xmas to you all my sg harem AND SOLDIERS OF MAGADAN!.

LOVE MARK!!!