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Friday Dec 22, 2006

Dec 22, 2006
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two posts in two days is a record for moi i guess.Today i finished work at 2pm and headed for the local drinking haunt with
Lumpa(woody geddit lumpa wood!!!)
Walrus wooton
German kiddie fiddler
No neck boss
and pete warty cock(picked up from serial shagging birds)
and dangerous dave.
I was driving so i went for a few shandies while the rest began to drink a fair few sherbets.
Its amazing what you find when you go out to these christmas shindigs as someone always spills the beans that should n,t be spilt.
Pete decided to tell us this tale on how he went down to Essex with a few mates to a club,.He relayed hw he picked up this gorgeous young woman and made it back to the hotel to see some good bedroom action.
He said shewas on so her vagina was out of bounds so he said she gave me the most amazing blow job ever and then said anal fuck me which was mindblowing pete said it was and still is the best anal fuck ever.
Everybody was listening intently until he said he awoke to find no covers on the bed and laid next to a women with tits a cock and balls.We all instead of laughing looked mortified walrus face went to the toilets to barf ,some things you don,t tell anybody eeek eeek eeek .
The landlord put on a ace food spread which included onion bargees and tandori chicken wings and beef pattis.
I also found out that i still have the ability to catch a ladies eye much to the horror of fellow workmates as a hot blonde bought me a drink and inquired about my poorly finger lol.But my lustful charm is for one women thats all you need i guess .
I attend to search out the new durex cock ring for a extra special prezzie for chomps it vibrates or something.
I can,t wait to see her tattoo it should be awesome.I quite annoyed that somebody said i looked like Bruce Willis in the pub which was strange.I am going to visit my sister and smellypants whip his little ass on the x box and hopefully get fed lol.
My mates from work are bound for Halifax i fear for their hangovers in the morning.Me i guess i,m getting to old for that kind of thing and sometimes feel a little bit ancient on here frown .
Enjoy today the bash might not be here tommorrow!!!!
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libra:
hahahahahahahahaha that story is class!!!!!!

have a fab xmas, im surry chomper will love her extra pressie.

have a good one sweety
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Dec 22, 2006
_pauly_:


biggrin ALL HAIL MAGADAN!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 23, 2006

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