bashster

THANK THE LORD I CAN RETURN TO SANITY TOMORROW I SO WANNA GO BACK TO WORK!!!!.
I seem to be on a rollercoaster of bad luck.As you know i set my fave jeans on fire.I broke my car stereo and today i scorched my workpants with the iron im cursed so work is a safe haven at the mo.
I have had a interesting week off i got a shock on Thursday when chomps had another hole in her face she will be gargling water in summer then sprinkling the flowers through various peircing holes in her face,
Friday we had a visit to York famous walled city of the Romans.We had fun,got stuck in a massive traffic jam ,lost the car,had some fantastic pizza and chomps only spent a tenner gulp (fucking amazing)heres some piccys of our York adventure

So this is chomps and the famous abbey in all its gothic beauty and the church ain,t bad either!!!!.
What fucks me off about visiting landmarks is the little funny coloured people that linger around with jet black hair and mechanical black things that are attached to their faceS now and again they flash and flash again.
I managed to catch this strange species but i think i startled one in the 2nd piccy he doesn,t look that happy i took his piccy.I PRESENT(LATIN NAME 1ST)
YELLOWOUS SLITTYEYEOUS TECHNOGIZMO JET BLACK HAIRUS
OR
CHINKS WITH FUCKING CAMERAS



Ha hes giving bash the evil slitty eye stare ,we moved off hastily before he beat me to death with his extra big zoom lense.

So what did i buy yes me the man with the deepest trouser pockets in the world well i bought a screen print canvas of the characters from my fave show SOUTH PARK its a skit on resevoir of dogs its cool i love these guys.They also had a life size yoda with working light saber he was awesome but...even the bashsters pockets don,t go that far down im afraid 600 quid but he was cool

But the best thing we saw gave me a strange sensation like i had been there in the past somehow i can,t explain it then it appeared MAGADAN had finally come to reclaim whats rightly his MAGADAN CASTLE here it is in all its glory

I told chomps i was gonna storm it and take it by force but when i got to the top of the steps i was fucked and it was 3 quid to storm so i will return with my army another day to reclaim whats rightfully mine.

So saturday was a chill day we visited the deathdodger who was a usual decaying a slow moaning death in front of the snooker a game to send a coma victim to sleep.
We watched solid paramount sothpark for four hours including the legendary Wallmart episode and one of my faves the Paris Hilton episode where she coughs up spunk every two minutes the sickest grossest most politcally observent and eye opening show ever.In years to come south park will be named a political comedic classic mark my words.
Sunday was carboot sale day which meant getting up at the ungodly time of five am we froze out asses off for five hours and made 120quid which wasn,t that bad but...unfortuanatly we left my computer chair at the market so i gotta sit on a wicker chair which is like a minature one used in the Emannuelle movies i will pose the classic slyvia krstal shot for ya soon it may look naff but its uber comfy.
I will leave you with the grumpy face i have had on the last couple of days and don,t worry i have disposed of chompers body in the lake so she won,t piss me off again(only joking)
Tommorows see my nephews birthdy ole smellypants is five and its a x box orgy for me n the lad tommorrow nite.



You see i cheered up a wee bit.
A quick holler to my new chums darkbeauty and redtail and a freakydeaky hug to jay stalkerboy,beth cookycanuck alice car theif and micra boy pauly and the return of miss grotbags its good to have you back jennie.
Now fuck off yerrrrr bastards(in a guiness guzzling voice)