My mood is blacker than puff daddys anal hole.Blacker than a death metal concert.Blacker than coal,blacker than the celler that jodie foster gets stuck in in the hannibal film,blacker than my bedroom where my other half lays in fear of my wrath,blacker than black death and probably blacker than black well maybe.
Sometimes my anger consumes me the little black cloud floats overhead and bestows a shit fest of bad luck!!!!!.
MY CAR STEREO HAS GONE KARPUT
MY HEATER IN THE CAR DOESN,T WORK
MY FAVOURTIE JEANS SET ON FIRE BECAUSE THEY WASN,T IN THE TUMBLE DRYER BUT WERE COOKING ON THE HOB!.
FINALLY I GAVE MY OTHER HALF THE BIGGEST GOBFUL OF HATE KNOWN TO MAN AND I FEEL BAD!!!!!!!.
SOMETIMES ITS SHITTY EVEN FOR ME!!!!
EMOBASH OUT!!!!
Sometimes my anger consumes me the little black cloud floats overhead and bestows a shit fest of bad luck!!!!!.
MY CAR STEREO HAS GONE KARPUT
MY HEATER IN THE CAR DOESN,T WORK
MY FAVOURTIE JEANS SET ON FIRE BECAUSE THEY WASN,T IN THE TUMBLE DRYER BUT WERE COOKING ON THE HOB!.
FINALLY I GAVE MY OTHER HALF THE BIGGEST GOBFUL OF HATE KNOWN TO MAN AND I FEEL BAD!!!!!!!.
SOMETIMES ITS SHITTY EVEN FOR ME!!!!
EMOBASH OUT!!!!
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lovelysitwell:
arh dont be mean to her cause you is grumpy!be nice and give her a snog things are always better after a snog! 
elizagirl:
aw, bashy. Even you have to have an off day occasionally. It's okay to feel black and angry and like you live at the bottom of a well. Chomps loves you, she'll understand...we're all grumpy dinks sometimes. Just make it up to her somethin' fierce. And feel better, you sad bastard....we love you.