FEE FIEY FHOOOO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A ENGLISHMAN.Well its me only i have been away for a while its been a interesting week for the bashster.
In traditional style i am going chapter stylee like i always do!!!.
SKANKED!
So the insurance company has decided to fleece me n chomps outta hard earned money for something we were at none fault for which fucking sucks,death to car insurance.
GNASHERS FOR BASHERS
So i went to my last dental appointment foor my front tooth installing after 10 years.Hey i might start smiling again in the near future and not spit at everybody through the hole.No smile yet and it feels weird i am beginning to get used to it.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY NEW BESTEST TOY
I have been sent the most awesome present ever by that doll MEMBER=null]serail killer a whoppee fart cushion key ring how fucking awesome is that.I have put it on my keys and can not stop squeezing it and its coming in very useful.
CAR BOOT SALE-A good squeeze and the stall clears to let the bashster get all the bargains
Cinema-The deathly silence of the cinema is broken by a good squeeze on the bashster whoopeee bag.
SCARING PETS-The critters hate it and so does brunz.
DISGUSTING THE DEATHDODGER-My gran told me off for letting a amazing bottom sized belch from my rubber friend.Ehen i showed her it she howled with laughter god!i haven,t seen my gran cry with laughter for years i fucking made my day.
THANK YOU ALICE SO MUCH FOR BRINGING FART HOMOUR TO THE MASSES YOUR A ANGEL!!!!!.
HERES MY PRIZED POSSESSION
PEOPLE AFTER MY OWN HEART!
Me n chomps went to see jackass 2 which outfunnied Borat i nearly wet my pants but the bashster nearly hurled at the fart helmet skit not funny in a stomach churning way.Go see this to see how mad Jonny Knoxville is and also to see the weee man nearly fucking die in every skit.
PSW SITE AND BIG GURLS
Its been a week of big gurl loin stirring brilliance.The psw site has had a shirt pototoe appreciation page which on last count there is 37 pages of wombers how cools that.Special praise goes out to cera and Beth for some stuppendous nippletastic action.Also Wendys hot hot car set where blessed.Then to top the day serial killer posted herself totally nack which the piccys are awesome check em out.All hail a bit of celly belly,massed mameries and thuderous thighs whooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!.
ANOTHER DREAM MORE HUMILIATION!!!
I awoke this morning to see chomps cowering on the floor well not cowering pissing herself with laughter.
Again i morphed into wait for it this timeMAGADAN I kinda defender of the light against the darkside.I WAS QUOTED IN SAYING (I AM THE PIG NOSED ONE WITH THE INDENTATION IN MY CHIN FEAR ME)when chrissy mocked me i cut her to pieces with my broadsword and kicked her out of bed tee heeee.Most stop listened to the Tenacious D lp.Amazingly theres a line in WONDERBOY the song that probably triggered my dream that goes 'grab his throat and slice his scroat!' pure lyrical class.So all hail MAGADAN you pussies.
BOXING NAME CHOSEN!!
I finally decided on a name for my fledging boxing career thank you RUCKS forMARK BOMBSQUAD BISHOP.I got some cool other names my fave was RENS ROUNDHOUSE REN MOORE which fuckin rocked.
I have boxed with my bag a couple of times and my loft is starting to take shape i have posted some piccys below of my album murials from the glory days of hair metal!.And some piccys for the ladies hope you enjoy!!!
ALL MY PICCYS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE MY JOURNAL WENT A BIT PIC SIZING TITS UP BUT HEY I RESCUED IT JUST!!! PHEW
!
Well nearlt time to go but i found something in the loft that a prized possession my Clint Eastwood lp hes my fave actor probably conincidence because i watched DIRTY HARRY on friday clint rocks pay homage!!!
Favourites for my punch please gurls n boyz on a postcard my fave will appear on the bag which i will post who do you detest at the mo piccys please!!!!(lock be afraid i had you on my bag earleir and knocked it clean off its hook lol.
THANX FOR ALL YOUR AWESOME COMMENTS GUYS N GALS!
GET IN THE RING MOFOS""""
NOV 20, 2006
nullserail killer
CHOMPS has been admitted to hospital today she is suffering still with the knock she took to the head in the accident she should be ou tommorrow all being well.
Thanx alice,jen,pauly for your support she has some cool friends on here thans guys n dollz.Heres to the return of ole thunderthighs
In traditional style i am going chapter stylee like i always do!!!.
SKANKED!
So the insurance company has decided to fleece me n chomps outta hard earned money for something we were at none fault for which fucking sucks,death to car insurance.
GNASHERS FOR BASHERS
So i went to my last dental appointment foor my front tooth installing after 10 years.Hey i might start smiling again in the near future and not spit at everybody through the hole.No smile yet and it feels weird i am beginning to get used to it.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY NEW BESTEST TOY
I have been sent the most awesome present ever by that doll MEMBER=null]serail killer a whoppee fart cushion key ring how fucking awesome is that.I have put it on my keys and can not stop squeezing it and its coming in very useful.
CAR BOOT SALE-A good squeeze and the stall clears to let the bashster get all the bargains
Cinema-The deathly silence of the cinema is broken by a good squeeze on the bashster whoopeee bag.
SCARING PETS-The critters hate it and so does brunz.
DISGUSTING THE DEATHDODGER-My gran told me off for letting a amazing bottom sized belch from my rubber friend.Ehen i showed her it she howled with laughter god!i haven,t seen my gran cry with laughter for years i fucking made my day.
THANK YOU ALICE SO MUCH FOR BRINGING FART HOMOUR TO THE MASSES YOUR A ANGEL!!!!!.
HERES MY PRIZED POSSESSION
PEOPLE AFTER MY OWN HEART!
Me n chomps went to see jackass 2 which outfunnied Borat i nearly wet my pants but the bashster nearly hurled at the fart helmet skit not funny in a stomach churning way.Go see this to see how mad Jonny Knoxville is and also to see the weee man nearly fucking die in every skit.
PSW SITE AND BIG GURLS
Its been a week of big gurl loin stirring brilliance.The psw site has had a shirt pototoe appreciation page which on last count there is 37 pages of wombers how cools that.Special praise goes out to cera and Beth for some stuppendous nippletastic action.Also Wendys hot hot car set where blessed.Then to top the day serial killer posted herself totally nack which the piccys are awesome check em out.All hail a bit of celly belly,massed mameries and thuderous thighs whooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!.
ANOTHER DREAM MORE HUMILIATION!!!
I awoke this morning to see chomps cowering on the floor well not cowering pissing herself with laughter.
Again i morphed into wait for it this timeMAGADAN I kinda defender of the light against the darkside.I WAS QUOTED IN SAYING (I AM THE PIG NOSED ONE WITH THE INDENTATION IN MY CHIN FEAR ME)when chrissy mocked me i cut her to pieces with my broadsword and kicked her out of bed tee heeee.Most stop listened to the Tenacious D lp.Amazingly theres a line in WONDERBOY the song that probably triggered my dream that goes 'grab his throat and slice his scroat!' pure lyrical class.So all hail MAGADAN you pussies.
BOXING NAME CHOSEN!!
I finally decided on a name for my fledging boxing career thank you RUCKS forMARK BOMBSQUAD BISHOP.I got some cool other names my fave was RENS ROUNDHOUSE REN MOORE which fuckin rocked.
I have boxed with my bag a couple of times and my loft is starting to take shape i have posted some piccys below of my album murials from the glory days of hair metal!.And some piccys for the ladies hope you enjoy!!!
ALL MY PICCYS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE MY JOURNAL WENT A BIT PIC SIZING TITS UP BUT HEY I RESCUED IT JUST!!! PHEW
!
Well nearlt time to go but i found something in the loft that a prized possession my Clint Eastwood lp hes my fave actor probably conincidence because i watched DIRTY HARRY on friday clint rocks pay homage!!!
Favourites for my punch please gurls n boyz on a postcard my fave will appear on the bag which i will post who do you detest at the mo piccys please!!!!(lock be afraid i had you on my bag earleir and knocked it clean off its hook lol.
THANX FOR ALL YOUR AWESOME COMMENTS GUYS N GALS!
GET IN THE RING MOFOS""""
NOV 20, 2006
nullserail killer
CHOMPS has been admitted to hospital today she is suffering still with the knock she took to the head in the accident she should be ou tommorrow all being well.
Thanx alice,jen,pauly for your support she has some cool friends on here thans guys n dollz.Heres to the return of ole thunderthighs
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cheers mr for the kind words