bashster

So the horrors of the weekend have passed and life can move on with just a little look over the shoulder to see if the grim reaper has snagged his scyth on my coat.
We spent the morning at the docs checking chomps over who i think is still concussed from saturday the doctor gave her 2 weeks off ,im off back to work tommorrow cause im stupid and a hard bastard can,t decide.
Amazing we saw chomps mum who i haven,t spoke to in 3 years in the docs its amazing how when you find out your were that close to losing someone you find it in your heart to forgive and this happened this morning.
Chrissy hugged her mum which the lok of joy n relief could be bottled we would all buy it ,i would have cried but wasted my tears last nite on Lord of the rings when the king gets reunited with his true love liv tyler it fuckin makes me roar like a baby.
I dropped chomps off at home and went for mt last dental appointment for six months.After 10 years i finally got my front tooth replaced so that i haven,t got that granny robbing,footy yob,mafia looking face.It looks cool but will take time to get used to,amazingly we went to maccy d,s for dinner im always concerned when ordering because people look at me like im a thug when they see my gappy gob.The assistant didn,t bat a eyelid which made me smile yes smile which i haven,t done in a while.
When we arrived home chomps mum had bought her some awesome flowers.
I continued with my loft play pen and installed my new boxing bag n gloves that i bought yesterday(im gonna kick alexs ass me thinks )and did some work on my album muriel on the long wall which is sticking amazing album covers i have purchased since being 15 i atttend to photograph these for yas and the story of why i bought i when which should make my journals a bit more interesting.
I attend to create a plush crashout floor cushion to play ps2 watch video and listen to records but design is in early stages.
I will start my boxing tommorow i attend to use someone famous i fucking hate on my bag as a welllllllll way of letting off the bashsters fists of flames (the bashsters signiture pugilistic move).So i need help a top 5 people you wanna punch the hell outta and my top3 boxing name should keep you busy i will start the ball rolling guys here ya go!
TOP 5 PUNCHABLE PEOPLE
1.PARIS FUCKIN HILTON-A paparazi hanger on who if wasn,t rich would be a hooker!.
2.EDDIE VAN HALEN-Refusing again to take dave lee roth on the van halen reunion tour i will punch out that fuckin smirky smile you got!!!
3.MICHAEL JACKSON-Kiddie fiddler nuff said!
4.BUSH-I feel sorry for you yanks!!
5.Sharon osbourne-the lip quivering fucker has destroyed the oz into a fuckin pansy!!!!!

TOP3 BOXING NAMES

MARK THE FLASH BASHSTER!
MARK BOMBER BISHOP
MARK HANDS OF FIRE BISHOP

Anyways back to watchin bon jovi on scuzz lol and the bells just gone so im off!

BASH KO!