Errrrrr i kinda slacked writing to all my cherubs lately ,a thousand apologies!!!!!.
I have suffered under the dark lord of tooth decay this week as miss chomps as keep you all informed.
The evil lord invaded my space on tuesday when i went for one of his evil bad tooth disciples pulled.
All went well not to much pain but..then total fucking agony the rest of the day and full on 8 hours of bleeding.
Shits happens i thought and got on with work the best i could until the dark lord of tooth decay sent down his evil abcess warriors and they bridged the bashsters weak defences of mouth and lodged a almighty tooth or thats gum throb in my gob.I have since gone to the dentists and been prescribed a dose of antibiotics and paracetomol to combat the pain.Hopefully i will be well for the weekend no drink all week is bad news thou.
Apart from that had a weird and wonderful saturday night which included mrs chomps getting trolleyed on vodka and obliterating a pub table ,a koreoke mic and a washing line a swing and kids trampoline.The pissed up wench had to be saved by me who had to get her comatosed body to the sofa and then hold the bowl while she barfed her ring up not nice.She was pretty poorly on Sunday and been on tablets she says shes going to take it a bit easier and stay away from red bull.We have all done it and regretted our actions i have forgivewn her after she hasn,t had a weekend off in four weeks ,she just wanted to let off steam lol silly moo!.
I did get my mate who thinks i,m a gay dresser by wearing a dodgy outfit over my going out clothes.I looked like a scissor sister or Elton Johns boyfriend heres a piccy
PRETTY
SCARY
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I also on Saturday went to see my mums new pup whos super cute i will stick the piccy later in a special folder when i get time
Sunday saw me clean out our disgusting celler and Monday i suffered with my gob again and managed to run a customers car into the wall in the garage.The vehicle had dual accelarator pedals and i caught the one on the left with my foot while braking but didn,t stop.I have had seriously bags full of pisstaking off work collegues.
My pool team is on a impressive two outta two average ,we only won 3 games out of sixteen last year woahhh!.
So on Friday me n chomps are off darn sarf to see Librawe are setting off Friday morning and should hit London roundabout 3pm,we are then going to the tattoo convention and then grotbags birthday shindig.So we will then go back upp nooooorth Sunday morning.We just have to find something to do a Friday nite.
THINGS THAT HAVE MADE BASH HAPPY THIS WEEK
1.Mychemicalromances new video very good(grrrrrr got to admit that bugger)
2.Getting a bit better
3.Shakiras hips,they don,t lie but i bet they would ground your kanackers into the ground.
4.The critters awesome mating ritual the randy little wierd sounding love chants are cool.Slash is a shafting miester .
5.My new office at work just foe me how cools that only need a sexy receptionist lol.
6.My new printer huh???
7.Resigning to BT fuck off talk talk you shitstabbing bastards
8.Watching cool retro cartoons like wacky races,stop the pigeon,hong phooey and top cat.Also watched Ivor the engine which was fucking sad they left him all on his own it fair brung a tear to my eye
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9.Finding chomps had ironed my shirts whoopeeedoooo!
10.Becoming more social by meeting people on here this weekend and hopefully off to Costa del Bridlingtoni for angies birthday.
Things that have fucked me off
1.Illness means lack of sexaul urges(hopefully they will return i haven,t even wanked for a week know cripes)
2.Talk talk!
3.Chomps using our 800 quid pink retro work of art fridge as a bra drying appendage strange.
4.Chomps vomit it reeks
5.My printer fucking up after i just bought two brand new catridges fuck fuck fuck
6.Moaning customers
7.The valeter at work being slower that a snail!!!.Funny thou he wears googles and black plastic pants which make him look like a cross between mc hammer and r kelly so i christened him Mc leather and its leather time or i wish i could valet by r kelly
8.chomps abysmal singing voice lol
9.Not been able to quaff guiness tommorow nite bastard
10.That crisp advert on the billboards its fucking scaring me now!!!!!!
So heres to a better week for me and angie whos having it as rough as me at the mo!Grotbags contact me pronto reference the weekend you tart and ironing in the nude that visions stuck now in my head lol
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Take care chums!
PS Must apologise to my yank buddies who sometimes must think what the hells he talking about!!!!! sorry!
I have suffered under the dark lord of tooth decay this week as miss chomps as keep you all informed.
The evil lord invaded my space on tuesday when i went for one of his evil bad tooth disciples pulled.
All went well not to much pain but..then total fucking agony the rest of the day and full on 8 hours of bleeding.
Shits happens i thought and got on with work the best i could until the dark lord of tooth decay sent down his evil abcess warriors and they bridged the bashsters weak defences of mouth and lodged a almighty tooth or thats gum throb in my gob.I have since gone to the dentists and been prescribed a dose of antibiotics and paracetomol to combat the pain.Hopefully i will be well for the weekend no drink all week is bad news thou.
Apart from that had a weird and wonderful saturday night which included mrs chomps getting trolleyed on vodka and obliterating a pub table ,a koreoke mic and a washing line a swing and kids trampoline.The pissed up wench had to be saved by me who had to get her comatosed body to the sofa and then hold the bowl while she barfed her ring up not nice.She was pretty poorly on Sunday and been on tablets she says shes going to take it a bit easier and stay away from red bull.We have all done it and regretted our actions i have forgivewn her after she hasn,t had a weekend off in four weeks ,she just wanted to let off steam lol silly moo!.
I did get my mate who thinks i,m a gay dresser by wearing a dodgy outfit over my going out clothes.I looked like a scissor sister or Elton Johns boyfriend heres a piccy
PRETTY
SCARY
.I also on Saturday went to see my mums new pup whos super cute i will stick the piccy later in a special folder when i get time
Sunday saw me clean out our disgusting celler and Monday i suffered with my gob again and managed to run a customers car into the wall in the garage.The vehicle had dual accelarator pedals and i caught the one on the left with my foot while braking but didn,t stop.I have had seriously bags full of pisstaking off work collegues.
My pool team is on a impressive two outta two average ,we only won 3 games out of sixteen last year woahhh!.
So on Friday me n chomps are off darn sarf to see Librawe are setting off Friday morning and should hit London roundabout 3pm,we are then going to the tattoo convention and then grotbags birthday shindig.So we will then go back upp nooooorth Sunday morning.We just have to find something to do a Friday nite.
THINGS THAT HAVE MADE BASH HAPPY THIS WEEK
1.Mychemicalromances new video very good(grrrrrr got to admit that bugger)
2.Getting a bit better
3.Shakiras hips,they don,t lie but i bet they would ground your kanackers into the ground.
4.The critters awesome mating ritual the randy little wierd sounding love chants are cool.Slash is a shafting miester .
5.My new office at work just foe me how cools that only need a sexy receptionist lol.
6.My new printer huh???
7.Resigning to BT fuck off talk talk you shitstabbing bastards
8.Watching cool retro cartoons like wacky races,stop the pigeon,hong phooey and top cat.Also watched Ivor the engine which was fucking sad they left him all on his own it fair brung a tear to my eye
.9.Finding chomps had ironed my shirts whoopeeedoooo!
10.Becoming more social by meeting people on here this weekend and hopefully off to Costa del Bridlingtoni for angies birthday.
Things that have fucked me off
1.Illness means lack of sexaul urges(hopefully they will return i haven,t even wanked for a week know cripes)
2.Talk talk!
3.Chomps using our 800 quid pink retro work of art fridge as a bra drying appendage strange.
4.Chomps vomit it reeks
5.My printer fucking up after i just bought two brand new catridges fuck fuck fuck
6.Moaning customers
7.The valeter at work being slower that a snail!!!.Funny thou he wears googles and black plastic pants which make him look like a cross between mc hammer and r kelly so i christened him Mc leather and its leather time or i wish i could valet by r kelly
8.chomps abysmal singing voice lol
9.Not been able to quaff guiness tommorow nite bastard
10.That crisp advert on the billboards its fucking scaring me now!!!!!!
So heres to a better week for me and angie whos having it as rough as me at the mo!Grotbags contact me pronto reference the weekend you tart and ironing in the nude that visions stuck now in my head lol
.Take care chums!
PS Must apologise to my yank buddies who sometimes must think what the hells he talking about!!!!! sorry!
Girls are allowed to use whatever they want as bra drying racks, by the way. It's a rule. I myself use the kitchen chairs and the backs of my living room couches.
Also, I like trying to decipher your slang/way of writing. It's fun.