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1.WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
My workmate being described as looking like a german kiddie fiddler in a dodgy mac n hat attire lol
2: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
Working my butt off as usual(cera lazy so n so)

4: SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1995?
I started to go bald.

5: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
Jeff you have fucking blocked me in!!!!!!!!

8: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
red n white

9: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
printer ink???

11: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR? .
brown

17: WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?
size 9 n smelly

18: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?
yes.Yes wendy who is my younger sis who is the bestest sis a bro could have RESPECT WENDY!!!

20: DO YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR?
Yeah i fancy a change a perm???

21: ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 25?
yes. I,m fookin ancient at 36 gulp!!!

22: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
No dry wit is my forte

25: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED STEVE?
Yes.A painter who has never had sex and must be 35 ish lives with his mum gord bless

26: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
Yes new ones today smasherooney(to damage ones car).Fiddlycakes(pert gurls arse cheeks.Wombas(female brestage appendage.Favourite new word wankethon

27: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
yes it drives crissy made when where trying to make lurrrve"

28: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
Can be!!!

29: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "J":
Jabba my nickmame for the rapid fit guy at work.Also known as DYE HAiReD WITH A VENGENCE(after dodgy black hair dying of the 2000 kind lol)

30: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH A "K":
klu klux klan??

32: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?:
fuck u wankpants(someone can,t take a joke

35: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOU'RE GOING TO?
Bullets n Octane i think???



36: WHO IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
My chomps

37: WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU SAY A LOT?
fuck
38: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A slice of ham outta the packet me and the dog have down in one competitions at the noble art of cold meat swallowing.The dog won i nearly gagged lol

40: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORRow?
Yes as usual

41: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
No vile sport
42: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
wat another one is that illegal

43: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
At dinner time but the mirror never answers me back
44: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
putting away laundry and hoovering

45: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Norman stanley(after ronnie barker outta porridge for being a bit dodgy)
46: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
yes


47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
yes ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz snoreeeeeeeeee!

48: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
last year at work and fell off

Im a sucker for the delightful miss c,s listerooneys i will just post this /update tomorrow![B