bashster

Phlegm,snot,wheezing,achy,hot,dizzy,bunged,hoarse,stuffed up god i feel like the lord of illness is bestowing all his gifts on me at once lol.I decided to out drink my viral infection last nite watching the vma,s.Chomps went to sleep she can,t stand rappers which is true they all sound the same but i have a soft spot for snoop.The Tenacious d song was my highlight.But i was disgusted to see a 7 year old girl handing out Avenged Sevenfolds award forbest new band and then couldn,t prononce their name.Get somebody presenting awards that go to school instead of spending their time acting .The A7x boys thanked their fans first which was the first band of the nite to do so which is why they won their catogory been a voted vote???.Metal will rise again from the ashes with Trivium and A7x leading the way.I also watched my chemical romance fearing their new song would live up to their hype and guess what it sounded like mcr doin queen fucking fab!.
I asked chrissy what she would ask any celeb on the awards red carpet,typical reply i would ask jonny depp if he would fuck me!!!!! .I said i would ask elton john if he fancied me lol.
Its a big week for chomps shes got her next consel session which i hope doesn,t upset her and her start of her bit tattoo.Me i gotta big pool match on tuesday hopefully i will have recovered in time to be on the ball if we win that we finish second in the league.
My critters are doin well apart from slash who projectile pisses at hose pipe velocity onto my t shirt last nite.Duff is the weasel faced stunt pig and they seem to be eating everything and are gettin pretty tame.
There seems to be a lot of doom n gloom and illness on the boards my heart goes out to libes,firey and ang lets hope the light at the end of the tunnel is upon us even thou theres a black lightbulb lighting my tunnel at the mo.
I haven,t done my favorite list section for a while sop here goes a five wots hot and wots not list!!!!

WHATS HOT LIST
Beyonce in pvc gear wow
Jets comeback single fucking hot
Dirty sanchezs Daintons spider webbed ethnies cool
Scuzz rock show which is mullering kerrang at the mo top videos
My fab critters slash n duff

WHATS NOT
That fucking sceechers advert on tele it drives me nuts i fuckin hate sceechers with a passion!
My awful health
Wasted weekends
Raining all the time
No sex to ill(withdrawel syptoms but no energy to even attempt a grope

Have a top week hopefully i will be primed and back in full fitness next week
Bashster out