What a fist fucking week of panty tude!.I seem to have missed a few days on here proably due to my heavy workload and bad toothache.
Work has seen me and alfonso challenge each other to find the worst make of fizzy pop known to man.
We have to drink it in the day and take it in turns to have a purrrrchase.Today alfonso,s legendary blackcurruntade beat my banana crush into oblivion with its vile sugery taste and cup staining ability and its aftertaste and purple toungues mean the challenge is upped.I have come up with a complete blank for tommorow but a trip to NETTO,S should solve the problem,they sell shit everything there so theres hope.
I had a good time on tuesday and wednesday playing pool and the landlord of the pubs amazing sayings for shots hes just taken include
I didn,t put enough crimperty snaff on it.
Or thats a soggy teacakes of a shot.
I could have removed the hair off a baboons arse with that shot!!
HUH FUCKIN WEIRD!!!!.
I won pretty well on both nighta and had fun checking out stolen homemade porno movies on yourfilehost.com.Interested you need windows media player and just click on the top downloads then the referers.I don,t think i could film myself on the job but these films have quashed my appetite for the same mundane porn i watch.
My other half has died her hair half red its looks cool after getting used to it.She went to Leeds Hard Rock cafe on wednesday nite with her mate liz.They ate they drunk they sung Bon jovi(badLY).Chomps dragged her ass into bed at 1am tryed to wake me up and offered me sex but when im asleep im asleep treat em mean keep em keen i say but if she reads this im fucked for the month on not fucked for the month if you geddit.
I attend now to finish my lager and black which is not numbing my infernal toothcake or toothache.We are going out for a meal tommorow and i attend to watch loadsa football and start my cellar kitchen work this bank holiday weekend.
Bathtime for me and no not in the sink us notherners can afford baths!.
You all smell good tatty bye!!
ps heres chompers redtastic new hurrrr!
Work has seen me and alfonso challenge each other to find the worst make of fizzy pop known to man.
We have to drink it in the day and take it in turns to have a purrrrchase.Today alfonso,s legendary blackcurruntade beat my banana crush into oblivion with its vile sugery taste and cup staining ability and its aftertaste and purple toungues mean the challenge is upped.I have come up with a complete blank for tommorow but a trip to NETTO,S should solve the problem,they sell shit everything there so theres hope.
I had a good time on tuesday and wednesday playing pool and the landlord of the pubs amazing sayings for shots hes just taken include
I didn,t put enough crimperty snaff on it.
Or thats a soggy teacakes of a shot.
I could have removed the hair off a baboons arse with that shot!!
HUH FUCKIN WEIRD!!!!.
I won pretty well on both nighta and had fun checking out stolen homemade porno movies on yourfilehost.com.Interested you need windows media player and just click on the top downloads then the referers.I don,t think i could film myself on the job but these films have quashed my appetite for the same mundane porn i watch.
My other half has died her hair half red its looks cool after getting used to it.She went to Leeds Hard Rock cafe on wednesday nite with her mate liz.They ate they drunk they sung Bon jovi(badLY).Chomps dragged her ass into bed at 1am tryed to wake me up and offered me sex but when im asleep im asleep treat em mean keep em keen i say but if she reads this im fucked for the month on not fucked for the month if you geddit.
I attend now to finish my lager and black which is not numbing my infernal toothcake or toothache.We are going out for a meal tommorow and i attend to watch loadsa football and start my cellar kitchen work this bank holiday weekend.
Bathtime for me and no not in the sink us notherners can afford baths!.
You all smell good tatty bye!!
ps heres chompers redtastic new hurrrr!
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Still at least you have something to keep you occupied if you've been cut off! (metaphoricaly
I want to try bad Fizzy Pop!
It sounds like fun, except from the after effects.
You should add tar to yours after you drink it.
You're sure to beat alfonso.
Good Luck.
Bon Jovi- Living on a pray karaoke=<333333333
Miss Chomp's new hair is absolutely amazing!
Have an amazing weekend Bash!
<3 Ren