bashster

BANG,BOOM CRASH WALLOP THUR TUDDD BOOOOOOOOOOOOM.Its thundering and rain the hell in little old yorkshire today.The dogs hid in my computer cabinet while at work the networks cables are now gnarled up to fuck and its hairy than a 40 year old germans fanny!.Brunz hates thunder so i will forgive him everybody has fears mines needles and dentists and growing old.
I have just updated my profile heading and piccy i have been biking it for a couple of weeks know and feel great and i might get rid of my chin and beer gut before long.The little pork sword enhancing tablets i found will be used in due cause libes i have heard a rumour they intensify a womans orgasm(whats that???)so who knows when they will be used.
So what have i been up to this week well today i was bin laden for 2 minutes when woody at work found a turban in a car hence bash laden was born and strange bomber bish has stuck.
I watched RAMBO 2 last nite which is fab i can remember using my bullet belt across my chest and my headband and shouting don,t push me back at school shucks time flys.
My work is fun and hard work at the mo but having the power of control kicks ass i missed it.I am taken aback by the pool set on sg gurlie how come i never to play with gurls like that at my pub what a bugger.
I have had to rearrange plans for my trip to Nottingham just going to the gig now because chomps can,t get it off work which is a shame.She goes off soon with work for a week so i fancy mountain biking it down in Wales or going off on my own to get away from the hustle n bustle.
My a7x tee shirt is taken its time coming form push posters which is shit sandwich but chomps bought this fantastic water cooler hello kitty stylee below


So enjoy the last days of the week and Rens its good to have you back scribbling again and grots lets hope bt sorts your tint ernet out.Stay safe children byeeee