man o man i am neglecting my journal crawls which is not good, pretty and boring!.
I feel loads better after a action packed weekend of weddings,cinemas,near death journeys to the mall.
wedding!
So mymate got diced n spliced on Saturday and we were invited to the evening which which was at a fire station of all places!.We were pretty tanked before i went so we had a cracking time with woodski and emma looking fab as a wedded couple.The woodski thou will not live dancing like a spastic to Take Thats never forget,which i managed to tape and will hold in bribery material at work awesome.
Chrissy was worse for wear and on returning home invented a new sport bush diving which was like diving into bushes????.She then decided to reinact WHITESNAKES legendary video here i go again,in which tawny kitean climbs on the bonnet of the jag and eroctically dances.At this point i will tell you all Chrissy can,t dance and it doesn,t work on your little fiats bonnet.The neighbours looked amused im just glad they had done a shitload of dope and probably dreamed what they saw.I resued the situation with a firemans lift off the bonnet straight indoors.
I must admit the bedroom gymnastics was intense and after two hours chirssy was worse off with a clouted nose and lip on the bedside cabinet and the loss of her belly ring.I am stiff as a board today but must admit shes a animal when drunk but you gotta pay for your crimes and we are both suffering from a full on sexual onslaught.
Sunday we both did fuck all but relax and chill,we went to see pirates of the carribian and chrissy was in total swoon mode but couldn,t work out if orlando or jonny was sexiest.I am going to retire to bed now to watch vh1,s rock s SUPERGROUP with ted,seb,scotty and evan which is my fave show at the mo!.
By the way i am addicated to lemonade at the mo and sotmints and caremal shortcakes not good for the figure.
I will post some pics of chomps awesome weekend purchases libes so hang fire.
DING DANG DO BASHSTER
I feel loads better after a action packed weekend of weddings,cinemas,near death journeys to the mall.
wedding!
So mymate got diced n spliced on Saturday and we were invited to the evening which which was at a fire station of all places!.We were pretty tanked before i went so we had a cracking time with woodski and emma looking fab as a wedded couple.The woodski thou will not live dancing like a spastic to Take Thats never forget,which i managed to tape and will hold in bribery material at work awesome.
Chrissy was worse for wear and on returning home invented a new sport bush diving which was like diving into bushes????.She then decided to reinact WHITESNAKES legendary video here i go again,in which tawny kitean climbs on the bonnet of the jag and eroctically dances.At this point i will tell you all Chrissy can,t dance and it doesn,t work on your little fiats bonnet.The neighbours looked amused im just glad they had done a shitload of dope and probably dreamed what they saw.I resued the situation with a firemans lift off the bonnet straight indoors.
I must admit the bedroom gymnastics was intense and after two hours chirssy was worse off with a clouted nose and lip on the bedside cabinet and the loss of her belly ring.I am stiff as a board today but must admit shes a animal when drunk but you gotta pay for your crimes and we are both suffering from a full on sexual onslaught.
Sunday we both did fuck all but relax and chill,we went to see pirates of the carribian and chrissy was in total swoon mode but couldn,t work out if orlando or jonny was sexiest.I am going to retire to bed now to watch vh1,s rock s SUPERGROUP with ted,seb,scotty and evan which is my fave show at the mo!.
By the way i am addicated to lemonade at the mo and sotmints and caremal shortcakes not good for the figure.
I will post some pics of chomps awesome weekend purchases libes so hang fire.
DING DANG DO BASHSTER
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salem:
Thank you for the comment on my debut set! 
It made me giggle
It made me giggle 
lock:
Alcohol truly is a wonderful, wonderful thing. I haven't got truly tanked for ages... Gonna have to remedy that soon. Definately after my exam....why the hell am I still doing exams at 26? I don't even get any more money for it.