So have returned a little fatter,a little browner, a lit more educated and a little less in the pocket from my trip down sarfffff(its that how you say it libes im not sure?).
So what wonders did Devon bestow on mr n missis bashster you wonder????.WELL HERE GOES!
We made the al,mighty long trip to Devon on moday it took a 6 hour drive followed by a thing i have never done before put up a tent which was fun we then chilled had a barbie this is when mondays sea of destruction started to unfold.
PISSY PANTS AND SCORCHED TABLES!
So the barbie went well ,we used the portable ones and chomps in her infinative wisdom decided to put one on our oil painted table we had brought down with us scorching it badly wat a dozy mare she is.Then we retired to bed in which chrissys very weak bladder caused more mayhem.Attempting to piss in a water bottle in the tent doorway she projctile piss squirted my new shorts which made them smell errrrrrrr pissy?.She also made a habit of tripping over the guide ropes and soon the bash tent area was a bombsite see pics below!
COW TEAS AND TANTASTIC WEATHER
Tuesday saw a trip to Torquay for a day out with a bit of beach a visit to a awesome sealife bird conservation park which was cool a nice baquette a sarf thing like a sandwiche a visit to a chinese herbalist in which chomps got something for her acne infested chin which has been brought on by stress ,he was good it will be interesting to see if the tablets work.We had a good spend at Tk maxx chomps got a cool Queen retro baseball shirt and a scary miss mary top i bought some super sexy blacking spalding briefs i might let you all see them if you ask!!!!! nicely
.We then went out for a fantastic tea in which i got a humongus steak and chomps got beef beugoin or summut at bash got massive lethal gassy farts back in the tent not nice 
.
CHILLING N AUNTS WITH NO PANTS!
So wednesday we worked on our tans read magazines galore and the evening we went out with chomps aunt and uncle who live near where we camp.Chomps aunt is a naturist and so is her uncle we had good fun dicussing his driving home naked from the nudist beach in the car.We had a fantastic meal and the holiday was goin great guns
Aunts other fella and amazing scenary
We went out again to the beach at Teymouth and out to the caves with chomps aunty and other fella(huh!).
The caves were lovely n cool and i managed to find the first dildo on planet earth in pics below!.I had a good grope when the guide turned the lights out into pitch blackness chomps wasn,t amused but it take two to tango she did make a play for my cock you see!!!.
We walked some costal cliffs and basically had one of the best times on hoiliday for a long time
So i will trwal few journals leeting you all know im back so here check out the piccys and i will be in journal writing frenzy this week byeeees
Camp site of destruction note retro deckchair from 70,s
Bronzed beach god surveys his kingdom of bikini clad beauties!
Chomps in a cave! and the earths 1st dildo!
Cool underwater shot of pequin!
So what wonders did Devon bestow on mr n missis bashster you wonder????.WELL HERE GOES!
We made the al,mighty long trip to Devon on moday it took a 6 hour drive followed by a thing i have never done before put up a tent which was fun we then chilled had a barbie this is when mondays sea of destruction started to unfold.
PISSY PANTS AND SCORCHED TABLES!
So the barbie went well ,we used the portable ones and chomps in her infinative wisdom decided to put one on our oil painted table we had brought down with us scorching it badly wat a dozy mare she is.Then we retired to bed in which chrissys very weak bladder caused more mayhem.Attempting to piss in a water bottle in the tent doorway she projctile piss squirted my new shorts which made them smell errrrrrrr pissy?.She also made a habit of tripping over the guide ropes and soon the bash tent area was a bombsite see pics below!
COW TEAS AND TANTASTIC WEATHER
Tuesday saw a trip to Torquay for a day out with a bit of beach a visit to a awesome sealife bird conservation park which was cool a nice baquette a sarf thing like a sandwiche a visit to a chinese herbalist in which chomps got something for her acne infested chin which has been brought on by stress ,he was good it will be interesting to see if the tablets work.We had a good spend at Tk maxx chomps got a cool Queen retro baseball shirt and a scary miss mary top i bought some super sexy blacking spalding briefs i might let you all see them if you ask!!!!! nicely
.We then went out for a fantastic tea in which i got a humongus steak and chomps got beef beugoin or summut at bash got massive lethal gassy farts back in the tent not nice .
CHILLING N AUNTS WITH NO PANTS!
So wednesday we worked on our tans read magazines galore and the evening we went out with chomps aunt and uncle who live near where we camp.Chomps aunt is a naturist and so is her uncle we had good fun dicussing his driving home naked from the nudist beach in the car.We had a fantastic meal and the holiday was goin great guns
Aunts other fella and amazing scenary
We went out again to the beach at Teymouth and out to the caves with chomps aunty and other fella(huh!).
The caves were lovely n cool and i managed to find the first dildo on planet earth in pics below!.I had a good grope when the guide turned the lights out into pitch blackness chomps wasn,t amused but it take two to tango she did make a play for my cock you see!!!.
We walked some costal cliffs and basically had one of the best times on hoiliday for a long time
So i will trwal few journals leeting you all know im back so here check out the piccys and i will be in journal writing frenzy this week byeeees
Camp site of destruction note retro deckchair from 70,s
Bronzed beach god surveys his kingdom of bikini clad beauties!
Chomps in a cave! and the earths 1st dildo!
Cool underwater shot of pequin!
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ridley:
Haha, well I have a bed already, a futon would be nice, but the next apartment I get will most likely not be able to fit both!
cerephinna:
Thanks 