A WEEK OF GOES BY AND SO LITTLE TIME TO WRITE THIS WHICH SUCKS!.So i will hold my breath in and begin!
MONDAY TUESDAY-THE TIME THAT BASH FORGOT
So what happened Monday/Tuesday is beyond me i went out for a few jars tuesday nite but it all passed me by strange!
WEDNESDAY-CAR BUYING FRENZY!
I managed to buy crissy a ickle fiat sciento for her anniversary which is a salmon pinky colour and shifts pretty well its number plates very apt for her it reads s:@:dum so its christened the Dumobile which is cool.I also went to buy her some perfume and choccys but...i got pulled by the rozzers(cops)for speeding doing 33 in a 30 which sucks its about time they nicked proper crims not myself bah humbug 3 points and a 60 quid fine sucks!.
The evening saw a beer garden fest at the local as british weather went tropical im beginning to tan for fucks sake.
THURSDAY-10 YEARS AND MASS DESTRUCTION!
So today was a day to celebrate 10 years of relationship incarseration lol.Crissy bought me a playstation2 with a buzz music game which we nearly came to blows playing later on!.I took crissy for her theory test which she failed by one point
.Had a hour walking round Leeds and saw a celeb Nora Batty off last of the summer wine(she was the one with wrinkly stockings).
We went out for a drive in the afternoon which was cool crissy did really well and in the evening went to Leeds swankiest italien restuarant which designed by the guy that built the ritz in London.The food was amazing and we chilled in a few bars later on!
Friday-Seaside,sun and sunburn!
On Friday we took a trip to the coast to Whitby which is a ace little fishing village and home to the famous drcula landing when he came to England they have a dracula exhibition in the town center which is always fun to see that nearly extinct people of english society GOTHS,and there were a few floating around black haired pasty fuckers which made me chuckle.The weather was scorching and we headed for Robins Hood bay which is basically one street that winds down to the sea and had a lovely pint and sweltered to fuck!.
Saturday-Sunburn,sex and ass wippin
Saturday we went shopping to our ickle town Morley which has its own indoor market new to the market this week is a rock havana which sells cds ,t shirts,atticuc,macbeth,lowlife which is cool who would had thought we would get this in our little town.Saturday nite consisted of barbie kebabs,fencing with these zorro style ass whippin crissy with one leaving a massive swish mark on her ass cheek and fantastic sex wiith a little help from mens health magazine in which it tells you how to achieve the perfect the female orgasm hoorah!.Guys read mags they are full of could tips that work!.
SUNDAY-Pain!
Sunburn and cut ankle,bump on head,bloodied knuckles and headache as you can imagine sunday was a chill for me to recover!.Sunburn caused by removing tee shirt to bronze adonis body only to go red,Bloodied knuckles caused by putting hand through picture in summer house when falling over intoxicated same with ankle and bump on head whacking it on the door frame ouch!.
So a long week still not time to tell you i hit serious bad luck,tile fell off house roof onto car,had a flat tyre,my diggy camera packed in,crissy got food poisoning and that we are off to Devon down south next week camping which should be fun!.
see ya all
MONDAY TUESDAY-THE TIME THAT BASH FORGOT
So what happened Monday/Tuesday is beyond me i went out for a few jars tuesday nite but it all passed me by strange!
WEDNESDAY-CAR BUYING FRENZY!
I managed to buy crissy a ickle fiat sciento for her anniversary which is a salmon pinky colour and shifts pretty well its number plates very apt for her it reads s:@:dum so its christened the Dumobile which is cool.I also went to buy her some perfume and choccys but...i got pulled by the rozzers(cops)for speeding doing 33 in a 30 which sucks its about time they nicked proper crims not myself bah humbug 3 points and a 60 quid fine sucks!.
The evening saw a beer garden fest at the local as british weather went tropical im beginning to tan for fucks sake.
THURSDAY-10 YEARS AND MASS DESTRUCTION!
So today was a day to celebrate 10 years of relationship incarseration lol.Crissy bought me a playstation2 with a buzz music game which we nearly came to blows playing later on!.I took crissy for her theory test which she failed by one point
.Had a hour walking round Leeds and saw a celeb Nora Batty off last of the summer wine(she was the one with wrinkly stockings).
We went out for a drive in the afternoon which was cool crissy did really well and in the evening went to Leeds swankiest italien restuarant which designed by the guy that built the ritz in London.The food was amazing and we chilled in a few bars later on!
Friday-Seaside,sun and sunburn!
On Friday we took a trip to the coast to Whitby which is a ace little fishing village and home to the famous drcula landing when he came to England they have a dracula exhibition in the town center which is always fun to see that nearly extinct people of english society GOTHS,and there were a few floating around black haired pasty fuckers which made me chuckle.The weather was scorching and we headed for Robins Hood bay which is basically one street that winds down to the sea and had a lovely pint and sweltered to fuck!.
Saturday-Sunburn,sex and ass wippin
Saturday we went shopping to our ickle town Morley which has its own indoor market new to the market this week is a rock havana which sells cds ,t shirts,atticuc,macbeth,lowlife which is cool who would had thought we would get this in our little town.Saturday nite consisted of barbie kebabs,fencing with these zorro style ass whippin crissy with one leaving a massive swish mark on her ass cheek and fantastic sex wiith a little help from mens health magazine in which it tells you how to achieve the perfect the female orgasm hoorah!.Guys read mags they are full of could tips that work!.
SUNDAY-Pain!
Sunburn and cut ankle,bump on head,bloodied knuckles and headache as you can imagine sunday was a chill for me to recover!.Sunburn caused by removing tee shirt to bronze adonis body only to go red,Bloodied knuckles caused by putting hand through picture in summer house when falling over intoxicated same with ankle and bump on head whacking it on the door frame ouch!.
So a long week still not time to tell you i hit serious bad luck,tile fell off house roof onto car,had a flat tyre,my diggy camera packed in,crissy got food poisoning and that we are off to Devon down south next week camping which should be fun!.
see ya all
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congrats with crissy, bash!
although i wouldn't want my car to be called the dumobile.
it is a bit funny, though.
I'm tanning too.
it sucks.
i'm deathly afraid of getting skin cancer.
Hope your healing from last saturday and sunday.
<3 ren