bashster

Weekend was a wankfest of wankiness or a daftfest of dafteness!(is there such a word?).

WITCH WITCH BURN HER!!!!!!
I saw a witch a proper one at Sainsburys having a feta salad she had a purple cloak with a half crescent hood.
The look on peoples faces as her kiddies were made up like mini me witches was of horror.Quick quezzie did you want to dress like your mum or dad when you were a kid why should it be so different today huh???.
Fuck em i admire people who want to be different!.

My Brother in law is a thief!

So my bro in law has taken to stealing hes goin for the big stuff which is worrying .A massive steak down his pants and two moet bottles of champers.very scary don,t steal kiddies.

Flying dogs n gravel inprints

So i partyed at my sisters who i love with all my heart a bit harder than normal got told off for being to aggressive when playin ROCKY on the x box especially when my 5 year old nephew screamed with my get down you mothfucker!.I managed to crawl from taxi get upright for oh at least 1min before falling backwards charlie chaplin style makin a cool inprint in the gravel like a murder victim print or a dead druk inprint.I then did dog tossing over a big fence which bongy looked very in a huff of a woof at me but he landed ok i love bongs to bits and felt awful in the morning.

FRENCH BULLFIGHTING AND PISSED UP PARENTS

Amazing scene of wanton destruction by parents and kids alike when i went to watch the world cup final at my sisters.Cake,beer,wine evrywhere ,dads ligged out comatose and ,one chap throwing up in the toilet is this waht kids have to put up with?.Then the zidane bull charge was cool as fuck and stopid as fuck!!!

A quiet weekend by my standards lets hope this week hots up byeeeee