woah another update shock horror gasp two in err two days!.
Could not resist i have been a very naughty boy today.I woke this morning to find i had to goto to work in full black attire black shirt,sock,shoes and trewerssss! and a purple tie which made me look like james bond and the milk tray man shucks.I arrived at work to get endless funeral jokes.This got me thinking with my last name being Bishop i got adorned as his holiness the bishop of ringways pic below
But the best is to come i got bet by woodski to go out at dinner time and pretend to be a man of the cloth.
So off we trotted to the local chippy one we rarely use so to keep from giving the game away.
I entered the chip shop in which in the queue were a couple of old dears.Before i got to the till one of the old ladies turned to me and said they will take me away soon father am i going to heaven or hell in which i replied blessed are the ones that enter the kingdom of god ,may wings of angels fly you to the pearly gates of heaven.
My mate had to leave the shop he pissed himself laffing.The old dear then asked which church are you from father i said Morleys PORNECOSTAL CHURCH OF FORTITUDE ,MY MATE WAS IMPRESSED.Guess wat got a extra big scoop of chips and the ladies look at you in such a way to say you wanna know just a little bit more about a man of the church.Is it a crime i wonder??
I got over sledgehammering my phone when i got a motarola slvr in metallic red which is ten times better than my old one .
I also helped out as a sex therapist today when i found my mate at work NEAL hasn,t had sex for 1 and a half months gosh!.I bombabared his mobile with piss takin texts which included "Wats 150 days old lives in a sack and never gos out!.Answer neals sperm!.A result she felt sorry for him and blew him off ,i thanked me for his nosh and said i should carve out a new career so if you want any advice do not hesitate to ask!.
My relationship with the receptionist from hell or BINGO WINGS(the flabby under arm bit that is developed playing bingo or just eating to much!)is very frosty ,she tryed to undermine me doing my job in front of a customer today not good
im a nice chap that wants to help people some of these guys cars are their pride and joy so fuck off sausage fingers lets hope when you have the historectomy in two weeks(i bet its like gutting a whale)they give her a incy wincey bit of to much gas but then again they probably got elephant tranqs lined up lol.
GOODS NEWS I STAY WITH AOL TILL THE END OF THE MONTH WHICH IS ACE BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH!.
Just bought the RISE AGAINST LP which is old skool punk brilliance go buy!.
Quick shout out to Lockwhos a bit job depressed at the mo cheer up storm a niteclub dude,his wonderful squeeze libra and Cera on her diet quest and remember i still here for a while guys n gurls have fun this weekend won,t cha
Could not resist i have been a very naughty boy today.I woke this morning to find i had to goto to work in full black attire black shirt,sock,shoes and trewerssss! and a purple tie which made me look like james bond and the milk tray man shucks.I arrived at work to get endless funeral jokes.This got me thinking with my last name being Bishop i got adorned as his holiness the bishop of ringways pic below
But the best is to come i got bet by woodski to go out at dinner time and pretend to be a man of the cloth.
So off we trotted to the local chippy one we rarely use so to keep from giving the game away.
I entered the chip shop in which in the queue were a couple of old dears.Before i got to the till one of the old ladies turned to me and said they will take me away soon father am i going to heaven or hell in which i replied blessed are the ones that enter the kingdom of god ,may wings of angels fly you to the pearly gates of heaven.
My mate had to leave the shop he pissed himself laffing.The old dear then asked which church are you from father i said Morleys PORNECOSTAL CHURCH OF FORTITUDE ,MY MATE WAS IMPRESSED.Guess wat got a extra big scoop of chips and the ladies look at you in such a way to say you wanna know just a little bit more about a man of the church.Is it a crime i wonder??
I got over sledgehammering my phone when i got a motarola slvr in metallic red which is ten times better than my old one .
I also helped out as a sex therapist today when i found my mate at work NEAL hasn,t had sex for 1 and a half months gosh!.I bombabared his mobile with piss takin texts which included "Wats 150 days old lives in a sack and never gos out!.Answer neals sperm!.A result she felt sorry for him and blew him off ,i thanked me for his nosh and said i should carve out a new career so if you want any advice do not hesitate to ask!.
My relationship with the receptionist from hell or BINGO WINGS(the flabby under arm bit that is developed playing bingo or just eating to much!)is very frosty ,she tryed to undermine me doing my job in front of a customer today not good
im a nice chap that wants to help people some of these guys cars are their pride and joy so fuck off sausage fingers lets hope when you have the historectomy in two weeks(i bet its like gutting a whale)they give her a incy wincey bit of to much gas but then again they probably got elephant tranqs lined up lol.
GOODS NEWS I STAY WITH AOL TILL THE END OF THE MONTH WHICH IS ACE BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH!.
Just bought the RISE AGAINST LP which is old skool punk brilliance go buy!.
Quick shout out to Lockwhos a bit job depressed at the mo cheer up storm a niteclub dude,his wonderful squeeze libra and Cera on her diet quest and remember i still here for a while guys n gurls have fun this weekend won,t cha
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I can so see you as a Bishop ! hahahahahahaha
Glad you are still around