bashster

I hang on to my internet access like a piece of rougue dog poo on Bruno,s knackersack am i goin or not fuck its could be no bashster for three weeks i ain,t got a clue.
The very hot weather has as you have seen resulted in the bashster becoming a naturist(see last journal).Well work is hots than a indians asshole after a madras curry so heres some tips to keep cool!.
1.Fans are good and a swift blast to the ballacks can cool one down!
2.24 hour anti perpirent is good but my ass and meat and two veg resemble the frosting on christmas trees like a white sprinkiling of snow should get some ballbles geddit .
3.You can buy a cooling spritzer spray which is ace
4.Old fashioned yorkshire tea seem hot but works in a weird wonderous way.

My new nemesis seems to have taken to everybodys hearts found a very odd thing about him he cuts his toungues outta his shoes which is very very weird.

The eternal heat causes bashs inability to drive whilst gawping at near naked flesh top sights this week were a sixth former in the skimpiest of shorts ,long socks and vest top not good for the bashsters old ticker.
My quest for fitness is good with me cycling now 3 times a week which im enjoying ,i will post piccy of my repainted iron of push.
I am still struggling to find chomps a car,she has a theory test on our wedding anniversary so would love to suprise her with a new moter but there scarce in yorkshire at the mo.
I had fun readingblack lambslist of goodness this week so heres mine

Nic nacs barbiecue flavour -A corn snack and a half
The Answer-Molten led zep inspired hard rock cool
Viv n bob-thanks miss c i have been watchin my vids all week
Pool-top of league averages a nine ball demon at the mo
DX-The mighty return of Dx at wwe.
Cristian Ronaldo crying last nite-Cry you scum portuguese tanned diving fuckwit hahahaha!
Cock Exercises-Trying these out bigstyle increases staying power and length gee wizzz!
New phone mobile-Mine went funny today so i broke a bit with the works sledge hammer remember kiddies to take the sim card out first its got all my numbers on and its in 4 peices shucks!!.
Biggest laff worst hobbie!-Listening to planes on the radio,theres some weird fuckers at work
Massages-Offer your girl a massage and they will be putty in your hands instant shag material
Firesprites alcohol intake-wat a fucking legend
Black lambs-awesome pink panties

Got to go drop me a line i might just disappear like that fucker that married claudia sheffer but i will return or i might still be here that sounds very very confusing!!

Awoooogaaaaaaarrrr!