I kid you not its 30 odd degrees and humid as fuck in bashs house.Tht thunder n lightning are dancing round the sky the dogs shitting bricks he hates it i tell you i,m that warm im writing this nakid hooorahh!
Only cause im hot
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I have had a hectic week at work covering various positions and met a new nemesis who makes my flesh crawl.He looks like some serial killer,wears dodgy comedy ties,tells dodgy feminist jokes,says hes got 3 women on the go,but he drives a steam choo choo at weekends and likes trainspotting.This dude is a IT WIZZ but the bashster has christened him IDIOTIC tashyface geddit IT.He wears half mast trousers ,comedy tie,big black bushy tash,sweep over black hair ,dodgy black glasses and a dangly cross of a earring.
So you know where tis is going i think the following should give the game away!!!.
One emery pad
two black can lids
one roll of gaffa tape
one piece of silver paper
one black clothe
one roll of masking tape
one hour of the wicked bashsters creative humour and voila!!!
That looks like a murderer crossed with davey stott off vic reeves big night out scary!.
So who wants to buy a flag i got three slighted kicked n thrown around the floor state!.Remember kiddies if all our hopes n dreams were realised we would lack the passion and goal,well and maybe where just shit at penalties.
Grief was relinguised by crissy who cooked me a fantastic barbie tea ,had a fantastic massage and mind blowing football kicking sex.
Its getting close to my tenth wedding anniversary so suggestions for makin it kick ass are appreciated!.
I might be off line for a few weeks when my talk talk internet connection gets sorted and my aol expires on the 7th of july so drop me a line before then because it will be like losing a limb when my puter goes down
HAS ANYBODY GOTTA HUGE FAN THEN??
Only cause im hot
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I have had a hectic week at work covering various positions and met a new nemesis who makes my flesh crawl.He looks like some serial killer,wears dodgy comedy ties,tells dodgy feminist jokes,says hes got 3 women on the go,but he drives a steam choo choo at weekends and likes trainspotting.This dude is a IT WIZZ but the bashster has christened him IDIOTIC tashyface geddit IT.He wears half mast trousers ,comedy tie,big black bushy tash,sweep over black hair ,dodgy black glasses and a dangly cross of a earring.
So you know where tis is going i think the following should give the game away!!!.
One emery pad
two black can lids
one roll of gaffa tape
one piece of silver paper
one black clothe
one roll of masking tape
one hour of the wicked bashsters creative humour and voila!!!
That looks like a murderer crossed with davey stott off vic reeves big night out scary!.
So who wants to buy a flag i got three slighted kicked n thrown around the floor state!.Remember kiddies if all our hopes n dreams were realised we would lack the passion and goal,well and maybe where just shit at penalties.
Grief was relinguised by crissy who cooked me a fantastic barbie tea ,had a fantastic massage and mind blowing football kicking sex.
Its getting close to my tenth wedding anniversary so suggestions for makin it kick ass are appreciated!.
I might be off line for a few weeks when my talk talk internet connection gets sorted and my aol expires on the 7th of july so drop me a line before then because it will be like losing a limb when my puter goes down
HAS ANYBODY GOTTA HUGE FAN THEN??
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You know omeone should make a cartoon of your life, no one would believe it!
And as for the footie, lets face it, as soon as the P word was mentioned we all knew that was it, you should have been prepared!
GL with the anniversary, ten years....wow good skills.
A new nemesis! Sounds like a movie! He sure sounds awful. You should do your best to thwart him in every possible way. Then when he goes home to his 50 year old male dominatrix at night he can whine "Bash the best is trying to destroy me!" and then he will get 10000 lashings with the ball gag jammed up his arse.
Uh, yeah.