I need a midweek journal blast of sanity.Its been a week of hooligan scaring deathdodgers,gay dodging,reception baiting and bank robbery and lots of good music!!.
Young man you look like a thug!!!
So Sunday i visit my gran or DEATH DODGER.I have to hurdle a fence and knock on her side window its like fort knox to get into otherwise who whold think false teeth,dodgy sofas and dettol and coal tar soap was so worth lifting(burgling for the us frat).Over i pops the fence like a antelope with three legs and round the side to knock on the door.My gran opens the door and says in that England shirt you look like a hooligan from Germany and i don,t like your hair(wat fucking hair huh)i hate to say but stereotyping people by the way they look sucks.
Martin the bashsters gay friend
Fucking hell i have picked up a gay stalker Martin whos brought his car back 4 times which is getting a bit suspect seeing theres nothing wrong with it.Hes 50 and brings a dog which he gets out of the car and it attachs itself to his like and gyrates like a canine love machine and why do the fuck dogs still jerk backwards and forwords when they climb off.I could see crissy face if i did that after sex(might do it for a piss take).
Retard gives us all your money and sweeties!!!!
Oh fuck crissy got arrested by two bank security gaurd when she took Jeff the monger she look after to put his money in the bank,a week ago one of the staff had written a note to take to the bank saying gives us all your money i have a gun!!!.Unfortunately when crissy said pay your money in jeff he handed over the note causing the assistent to sound the alarm and crissy having to explain the note.I was concerned...no i wasn,t i laughed my fuckin ass off!.
So things that you should all do include buying THE LOST PROPHETS NEW LP ITS A STONKER!!!!.Rasberry cordial which is availible from all good morrisson stores its a lurid pink colour and sweet as fuck i love it.
Give love n hugs to my mate Libra whos suffering from a broken heart.
I have decided that i,m pretty good with advice so gonna set up my own problem sg site how goods that seen im 36 i have vast life knowledge do you think its a good idea??.
Big up cera,s ace quiz and rens whos a darling.Miss F back in the fold glad your back hun you rule.
Big up rockdoll for your kind words.
FINALLY THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND WORDS REFERENCE MY OTHER HALFS PROBLEMS WHICH IS ON THE MEND REMEMBER DEMONS LURK IN THE BACK OF EVRYBODYS MINDS.
I,m off to watch the dirty movie on sky yow!!!
Young man you look like a thug!!!
So Sunday i visit my gran or DEATH DODGER.I have to hurdle a fence and knock on her side window its like fort knox to get into otherwise who whold think false teeth,dodgy sofas and dettol and coal tar soap was so worth lifting(burgling for the us frat).Over i pops the fence like a antelope with three legs and round the side to knock on the door.My gran opens the door and says in that England shirt you look like a hooligan from Germany and i don,t like your hair(wat fucking hair huh)i hate to say but stereotyping people by the way they look sucks.
Martin the bashsters gay friend
Fucking hell i have picked up a gay stalker Martin whos brought his car back 4 times which is getting a bit suspect seeing theres nothing wrong with it.Hes 50 and brings a dog which he gets out of the car and it attachs itself to his like and gyrates like a canine love machine and why do the fuck dogs still jerk backwards and forwords when they climb off.I could see crissy face if i did that after sex(might do it for a piss take).
Retard gives us all your money and sweeties!!!!
Oh fuck crissy got arrested by two bank security gaurd when she took Jeff the monger she look after to put his money in the bank,a week ago one of the staff had written a note to take to the bank saying gives us all your money i have a gun!!!.Unfortunately when crissy said pay your money in jeff he handed over the note causing the assistent to sound the alarm and crissy having to explain the note.I was concerned...no i wasn,t i laughed my fuckin ass off!.
So things that you should all do include buying THE LOST PROPHETS NEW LP ITS A STONKER!!!!.Rasberry cordial which is availible from all good morrisson stores its a lurid pink colour and sweet as fuck i love it.
Give love n hugs to my mate Libra whos suffering from a broken heart.
I have decided that i,m pretty good with advice so gonna set up my own problem sg site how goods that seen im 36 i have vast life knowledge do you think its a good idea??.
Big up cera,s ace quiz and rens whos a darling.Miss F back in the fold glad your back hun you rule.
Big up rockdoll for your kind words.
FINALLY THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND WORDS REFERENCE MY OTHER HALFS PROBLEMS WHICH IS ON THE MEND REMEMBER DEMONS LURK IN THE BACK OF EVRYBODYS MINDS.
I,m off to watch the dirty movie on sky yow!!!
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your not a thug, your lovely!!!!!!!!
and thanks for the thoughts etc.. lets all say it together 'SILLY LOCK!!!!'
Thanks for the info on Monster Munch....I'd never have guessed and a part of me thinks you might be taking the piss a bit