Booo!.I am getting fuckin lazy with these entries!.I have kept a low profile recently sometimes we plod through life taking it for granted and it passes us by so quick.
I got my bike frame painted this week,i saw a man in the pub celebratings Englands win with just a flag as a bat cape and nothing else on,got ask out on a date for the first time in six years by a hottie,played dirty Countdown off the tele at work where you have to make words outta vowels n constennents i won with a impressive RIMMING!.I then got a immense crush on Carol Voderman and bribed crissy into havin Carol voderman sex for the squezze of one big zit on my back,this involved asking for said letters and her givin me em then i had to make a word if so got a reward ,i fucking love role play and this was funny to do!.
I also have watched with glee Deal or no deal in which i love it when the greedy fuckers end up with a tenner hilarious!.
My sg buddie rucks made me laff saying i looked like a 1987 muscleman kinda like axl rose without the braids funny as fuck!.
I will leave you by saying my erotic story part2 is on the filthy dirty storytime group check it out!!.
And don,t challenge the Bashster to a game of whip you with the towel as crissy found out my excellent aim can do serious dammage to fanny lips horrrah gives a new meaning to flipping the man in the boat,i am the clit towel flicker champion of yorkshire.
This weekend sees us off to Manchester to see the foos and the strokes and a stay in a posh hotel (it might have hot water and beds????).
Take care UP THE ENGLAND and so ends the journal !!!!!
I got my bike frame painted this week,i saw a man in the pub celebratings Englands win with just a flag as a bat cape and nothing else on,got ask out on a date for the first time in six years by a hottie,played dirty Countdown off the tele at work where you have to make words outta vowels n constennents i won with a impressive RIMMING!.I then got a immense crush on Carol Voderman and bribed crissy into havin Carol voderman sex for the squezze of one big zit on my back,this involved asking for said letters and her givin me em then i had to make a word if so got a reward ,i fucking love role play and this was funny to do!.
I also have watched with glee Deal or no deal in which i love it when the greedy fuckers end up with a tenner hilarious!.
My sg buddie rucks made me laff saying i looked like a 1987 muscleman kinda like axl rose without the braids funny as fuck!.
I will leave you by saying my erotic story part2 is on the filthy dirty storytime group check it out!!.
And don,t challenge the Bashster to a game of whip you with the towel as crissy found out my excellent aim can do serious dammage to fanny lips horrrah gives a new meaning to flipping the man in the boat,i am the clit towel flicker champion of yorkshire.
This weekend sees us off to Manchester to see the foos and the strokes and a stay in a posh hotel (it might have hot water and beds????).
Take care UP THE ENGLAND and so ends the journal !!!!!
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I too, have kept a relatively low profile too lately...this new look site is spooking me a fair bit!!
Sounds like you have an ACE weekend planned!!! Sooo jealous of your hot water and beds!! hahhahhaaha
Will you be taking pics of the said Foos/Strokes!????
Have a good one xxxxB/L
They're nice little shorts