BASHSTERS WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE WEEK!.
1.cerephinna is the bomb when it comes to brain fuddling genius what a smart chickette.
2.There is a fetish for people who use armpits as replacements for vaginas!!to have sex with!.(Got me thinking its hairy got a hollow mnnnn!)
3.Listen to shiny happy punk rock to brighten the awful english weather me its Me and the gimme gimmes cover of i wish i could fly by that puff god rapper whos name escapes me!.
4.Never fuck anybody famous thats well liked has Rebecca Loos found out you are the victim!!!(not the lowlife celeb!).,
5.The lyrics of system of a down songs make for great quotes my fave when i won at pool last nite was "victorious victorious with pointy ears.
6.Another to release sexual tension is to write about it thus i joined the sg erotic story club and wrote my first story go check it out
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7.Never try to light your helium asshole.I missed around a bit drunk on Sunday after nicking a balloon from pizza hut but instead of being boring and making a sqeaky voice i err inserted the helium into my butt farted it out and lit it.My fucking pubes to smell burnt put wat pyrotecnic wizardry for all to see.
Heres my link to my storyhttp://suicidegirls.com/groups/Filthy+Dirty+Smutty+Storytime/topics/199260/
1.cerephinna is the bomb when it comes to brain fuddling genius what a smart chickette.
2.There is a fetish for people who use armpits as replacements for vaginas!!to have sex with!.(Got me thinking its hairy got a hollow mnnnn!)
3.Listen to shiny happy punk rock to brighten the awful english weather me its Me and the gimme gimmes cover of i wish i could fly by that puff god rapper whos name escapes me!.
4.Never fuck anybody famous thats well liked has Rebecca Loos found out you are the victim!!!(not the lowlife celeb!).,
5.The lyrics of system of a down songs make for great quotes my fave when i won at pool last nite was "victorious victorious with pointy ears.
6.Another to release sexual tension is to write about it thus i joined the sg erotic story club and wrote my first story go check it out
.
7.Never try to light your helium asshole.I missed around a bit drunk on Sunday after nicking a balloon from pizza hut but instead of being boring and making a sqeaky voice i err inserted the helium into my butt farted it out and lit it.My fucking pubes to smell burnt put wat pyrotecnic wizardry for all to see.
Heres my link to my storyhttp://suicidegirls.com/groups/Filthy+Dirty+Smutty+Storytime/topics/199260/
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BURNT PUBES!!! the best kind, i always say.
And yes, the great outdoors is hilarious. I wish i could watch it out here.