WEEKEND=HIGHS MONSTERS ARNIE PIES AND LOWS RAIN SHIT FOOTY TEAM AND BELLY ACHE
I still fear my grans electric fire to the point i can,t look at it and its satanic beam of darkness it fires at me.I went to see the daeth dodger and took its piccy somebody please exocise the demons or pull its plug out yikes!!
I am not going to my grans on the 06 06 06 thats for sure!!!
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Never take your gal to a fancy bistro for dinner!
Me n crissy decided to ignore the shit british weather and meander to york for a day out we ended up at a indoor retail park for posers and chavs not good bought fuck all only choccy yay for thortons!.
We decided to visit a bistro pub on the way back and i had lamb shank and mash crissy had pie and chips and bread what a(remember the scene from bill n ted when napoleon has to eat evrything for a t shirt or something and they call him)PIGGY WIGGY PIGGY WIGGY!.
HERES THE SHOCKING EVIDENCE!
Look at the size of the pie plate which has been scoffed by mrs piggy wiggy!
Not very lady like to make chip n pie sandwiches either!
Or to pull funny faces!
Or pretend the pepper n salts pots are breasts!
But hey she does look cute and is a girl at heart and looks as super sexy as ever and is might mongoose to my snake ,in other words shes as nuts as me!.
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HOW SATURDAY ROCK PREVEILED OVER POP AND SUNDAY FOOTY DIED!
Mine n crissys love is the Euro song contest which we love and watch every year so i had a little cry when rock mothers LORDI of Finland won for rock fans everywhere a splendid moment in which terry wogan was lost for words lol
Sunday Leeds utd lost the chance to return to the premiership and 35 texts from piss taking mates doesn,t ease the pain ,more trips to dumps like Hull,Sheffield,Southend,Leicester which sucks
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I have aquired a ARNIE fixation this weekend after watching COMMANDO one of the most over the top action movies ever with the worst acting ever.Only problem with this is i now speak fluent arnie speak my favorite lines are
1.I will kill you last but I LIED!
2.UZI 9MM!
3.HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
Wow and you yanks have him as a governer fucking hilarious!.
I am in the process of updating my profile do we change and i have a new photo profile which nearly sees me smile!.
You all have a fantastic week and i leave you with the A team movie rumours gather pace who would you like to play the following these are my choices
HANNIBAL SMITH-MEL GIBSON
FACE-COLIN FARRELL
MR T-GOTTA BE MR T
MURDOCH-JIM CAREY
AMIE-CATHERINE ZETA JONES
Did you know only one person died ine the whole of a teams run thats why it was shown at 6pm on tv in the uk!.
I leaving the site by the way to become a buddist monk and never fucking swear or look at naked chicks with shirt pototoes of balloon size magnetude and shaven axe wounds of love and errrrrrrrrrrrrr
AS ARNIE WOULD SAY I LIED!!!!!!!
I still fear my grans electric fire to the point i can,t look at it and its satanic beam of darkness it fires at me.I went to see the daeth dodger and took its piccy somebody please exocise the demons or pull its plug out yikes!!
I am not going to my grans on the 06 06 06 thats for sure!!!
.
Never take your gal to a fancy bistro for dinner!
Me n crissy decided to ignore the shit british weather and meander to york for a day out we ended up at a indoor retail park for posers and chavs not good bought fuck all only choccy yay for thortons!.
We decided to visit a bistro pub on the way back and i had lamb shank and mash crissy had pie and chips and bread what a(remember the scene from bill n ted when napoleon has to eat evrything for a t shirt or something and they call him)PIGGY WIGGY PIGGY WIGGY!.
HERES THE SHOCKING EVIDENCE!
Look at the size of the pie plate which has been scoffed by mrs piggy wiggy!
Not very lady like to make chip n pie sandwiches either!
Or to pull funny faces!
Or pretend the pepper n salts pots are breasts!
But hey she does look cute and is a girl at heart and looks as super sexy as ever and is might mongoose to my snake ,in other words shes as nuts as me!.
.
HOW SATURDAY ROCK PREVEILED OVER POP AND SUNDAY FOOTY DIED!
Mine n crissys love is the Euro song contest which we love and watch every year so i had a little cry when rock mothers LORDI of Finland won for rock fans everywhere a splendid moment in which terry wogan was lost for words lol
Sunday Leeds utd lost the chance to return to the premiership and 35 texts from piss taking mates doesn,t ease the pain ,more trips to dumps like Hull,Sheffield,Southend,Leicester which sucks
.
I have aquired a ARNIE fixation this weekend after watching COMMANDO one of the most over the top action movies ever with the worst acting ever.Only problem with this is i now speak fluent arnie speak my favorite lines are
1.I will kill you last but I LIED!
2.UZI 9MM!
3.HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
Wow and you yanks have him as a governer fucking hilarious!.
I am in the process of updating my profile do we change and i have a new photo profile which nearly sees me smile!.
You all have a fantastic week and i leave you with the A team movie rumours gather pace who would you like to play the following these are my choices
HANNIBAL SMITH-MEL GIBSON
FACE-COLIN FARRELL
MR T-GOTTA BE MR T
MURDOCH-JIM CAREY
AMIE-CATHERINE ZETA JONES
Did you know only one person died ine the whole of a teams run thats why it was shown at 6pm on tv in the uk!.
I leaving the site by the way to become a buddist monk and never fucking swear or look at naked chicks with shirt pototoes of balloon size magnetude and shaven axe wounds of love and errrrrrrrrrrrrr
AS ARNIE WOULD SAY I LIED!!!!!!!
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Pie and chip sandwiches rule!!!
MMmmm...
But belly-aches most certainly do NOT
Looks like fun xxB/L
I like to make mash potato sandwhichs'! Yum!
Oh yeah, and that heater thing is pure evil!! I bet it makes noises like it's laughing at you?!