D shes delightful Ishes incredible C such a cutie O ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh d.i.s.c.o wooohhhhh mustn,t watch them dodgy 80,s hits on vh1 im singin my ass off.
But then again i was around in the dodgy 80s durrrrrrrrrr!!
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Cripes thanx for all your comments on my name change i am humbled that my sg harem approves.
Its been a week packed of the following!
1.dodgy self made nipple tassles
2.Dogging
3.Weddings n engagements
4.penis sizing charts
5.luck pants
and finally near death
1.DODGY NIPPLE TASSLES
I converted a rubber bung that goes under a bonnet on a ford focus into a fantastic nipple tassle which had a fantastic rubber point on it.It looked awesomely sexy under my shirt even the work lasses were impressed i am now filled with a envy for not been able to show erect nipples through my clothing without enhancements ,oh to have a 36 dd chest i would be round to the supermarket no bra of course tits straight in the freezer cabinet and fucking show of my bullets big style fucking women are so lucky sometimes.
2.DOGGING
This legendary british passtime involves cars meeting in the middle of nowhere to partake in sex with other cars(i mean people in cars)/
Well well on the way home from my pool match christoff decided to take us down this narrow country lane as a short cut home.Has we approached a turn in the road crisstoff said we will just park up here and watch the action.Round the corner onto a bit of waste ground cars were parked up bouncing up and down on their suspension like they were in a Dr Dre video.Crisstoff informed us we could watch because doggers are pretty voyuer fuckin ell it opened my eyes to wat goe on near to your doorstep!!.Im off next week by the way lol
3.Weddings n engagements
Been invited to two of these my sympathies to my buddies cherish your freedom while it lasts!
4.PENIS SIZE CHART!!
My mate sent me this by email you place the root of your erection on the bottom of the page and see how you measure up.There is 4inch small 6 average 8above average and 13 john fuckin holmes enormous.Have i tried it ,come on doesn,t bears shit inthe woods eerrrr i will leave you guessing
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5.6.LUCKY PANTS AND NEAR DEATH
Trucks watch the fuck what speed you do when approaching roundabout i nearly died when a truck missed me by 8 inchs(or bashs cock length).Its down to bashsters legendary lucky pants(thats undergarments).Saved from death 7 outta seven pool matches i am taking them for a capital L and capital P to be placed on the ass of the pants.POWER TO THE PANTS
AND JENS I WASHED EM OK!!!
THANK YOU FOR SPENDING THE TIME TO READ MY RAMBLINGS AND ANGIELEE I TOLD YOU I WAS FUCKING NUTS.
LOVE TO MY HAREM
THE BASHSTER!!!!
But then again i was around in the dodgy 80s durrrrrrrrrr!!
.
Cripes thanx for all your comments on my name change i am humbled that my sg harem approves.
Its been a week packed of the following!
1.dodgy self made nipple tassles
2.Dogging
3.Weddings n engagements
4.penis sizing charts
5.luck pants
and finally near death
1.DODGY NIPPLE TASSLES
I converted a rubber bung that goes under a bonnet on a ford focus into a fantastic nipple tassle which had a fantastic rubber point on it.It looked awesomely sexy under my shirt even the work lasses were impressed i am now filled with a envy for not been able to show erect nipples through my clothing without enhancements ,oh to have a 36 dd chest i would be round to the supermarket no bra of course tits straight in the freezer cabinet and fucking show of my bullets big style fucking women are so lucky sometimes.
2.DOGGING
This legendary british passtime involves cars meeting in the middle of nowhere to partake in sex with other cars(i mean people in cars)/
Well well on the way home from my pool match christoff decided to take us down this narrow country lane as a short cut home.Has we approached a turn in the road crisstoff said we will just park up here and watch the action.Round the corner onto a bit of waste ground cars were parked up bouncing up and down on their suspension like they were in a Dr Dre video.Crisstoff informed us we could watch because doggers are pretty voyuer fuckin ell it opened my eyes to wat goe on near to your doorstep!!.Im off next week by the way lol
3.Weddings n engagements
Been invited to two of these my sympathies to my buddies cherish your freedom while it lasts!
4.PENIS SIZE CHART!!
My mate sent me this by email you place the root of your erection on the bottom of the page and see how you measure up.There is 4inch small 6 average 8above average and 13 john fuckin holmes enormous.Have i tried it ,come on doesn,t bears shit inthe woods eerrrr i will leave you guessing
.
5.6.LUCKY PANTS AND NEAR DEATH
Trucks watch the fuck what speed you do when approaching roundabout i nearly died when a truck missed me by 8 inchs(or bashs cock length).Its down to bashsters legendary lucky pants(thats undergarments).Saved from death 7 outta seven pool matches i am taking them for a capital L and capital P to be placed on the ass of the pants.POWER TO THE PANTS
AND JENS I WASHED EM OK!!!
THANK YOU FOR SPENDING THE TIME TO READ MY RAMBLINGS AND ANGIELEE I TOLD YOU I WAS FUCKING NUTS.
LOVE TO MY HAREM
THE BASHSTER!!!!
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Thanks--cheered me right up!!
I never knew that stuff was called 'dogging' ?
I saw that once---apart from all the normal cars, this taxi pulls up next all the other cars/people going at it, and 2 blokes get out from the backseat then take it in turns to fuck/blow/whatever the taxi driver. Like, ewwwwwww!!!!
Yay to your lucky pants!!!!
Be good! xxxB/L
Weird...how does liking SG make me a sexual deviant? And why is that a bad thing anyway? Just don't get it at all