My oh my what a wacky weekend of wackydom i have had!.
Saturday i worked and shopped for england(or chrissy lol).
Saturday nite crispin and the bashster let their hair down(or chrissy did by goin out for a meal and then a legendary visit to the battle cruiser(pub).
The meal was good but the pub was a bit of a snoore the band had cried off the gig so i was subjected to kool n the gang and party tunes that just cried for a nuking.Our neighbour tim was there with his creepy two friends one that makes my flesh crawl when he handles my chick in that pervy kinda way..but the bashster banished images of pulling him down the road by a rope tied to the car and to the guys knackers(would make a good movie eh).
A vodka fuelled mayhem then occured back at home which i have documented in my new folder mad bad and dangerous to know!.
The highlights are
crissy looking hot as ever

The bashster meeting kelly brook in the pub?yes its really her

CRISSYS amazing mouth insertions which included one red bull can!!


crissys amazing vegeatable holder!



Bash turning into a extra outta evil dead!



Not to mention the cock face drawing which still hasn,t washed off fucking permanent cd marker ink sucks!.

The amazing diappearing creme egg into the bashster legendary stretchy foreskin.
Did i use the said egg after it had been up more foreskin ..oh yes try unwrapping it biting the top off inserting it somewhere a bit risque and licking out the contents b4 it melts makes your tit wank look tame eh janie?.
The bashster hitler impression these piccys might disturb regular veiwers to my journal but are in mad n bad piccys ok!.

Sunday was a visit to see my nan.(locky boy in a old peoples homes and yes i did manage to escape but only by battering the warden with a zimmer lol).She has home help who comes to make her dinner.Today it was timmy who was totally gay as fuck..my gran bless her motuhed silently has he left the room hes a puff don,t ye know!.I pissed myself laffing but humiliation was around the corner on earwigging her conversation the words came out tim thats my grandson hes married thou and isn,t the least bit interested in fellas,talk about embarassment!!.
Today im chillin here at my desk while crissy has to work so drop by and spin me a line buddys.
I gotta go put my slippers on and wait for my home care to bath me then its bingo followed by a choir concert loadsa excitement for the OLD TIMER eh!.
Whoops nearly forgot people keep asking me for crissys tattoo pics i will add that folder to the piccys also!
Heres her fantastic wrist tat!

enjoy the rest of your holidays guys n girls byyeeeee