So has the bashster awakened from his glum slump i fuckin hope so?.
I have had a slighty better weekend and got into a bit of mischief on the way!.
Saturday i had to work and slept off my sinus headache in the afternoon i was goin to see my mates band MONKEY TENNIS EXPERIENCE but i decide to chill with my other half chrissy she finished at 7 so i fed her junk food watched bruce willis in hostage man he looks good for his age and had well rigor mortis sex which is basically chrissy has aching joints and it was uncomfy in any position known to man and beast(bash) but i managed to be loving and caring and still boned her big style lol.
I guess it was revenge for the following story from a thursday night when i picked her up from work after she had taken jeff (downes)to the theatre.
She arrived back late i was waiting she knocked on the window and introduced me to jeff i stuck out a firm hand to shake!.
We set off back to home when she explained the night had gone badly when jeff went missing in the mens loos b4 the show started.She told me that she had entered the toilets to find jeff perched on a stand up piss urinal havin a dump in which he told crissy it was not comfortable.I laughed out loud until she said yes mark but he got shit all over his hands and he doesn,t wash it off.My 1st thought was the handshake at the center the next a distinct smell of dung from my right hand on the steering wheel bollocks this has know been christened the bashs golden handshake by work collegues!.
I got up this hail,snow n thunder mornin and have done naff all this day but downland a few lps the bif naked lp,takin back sunday,rob zombie,atreyu and head automatica new pop ep which is awesome.I spied some cool music vids like the chillis newbie and the darkness,s girlfriend where justin turns into a leotard dancing motherfucker whoo its lika a pisstake of flashdance the spirit of david lee roth lives on in lowerstoft.
One man who will be releasing some new material is EMINEM who has filed for divorce after 81 days a bit of bad publicity didn,t hurt anybody at least he will be singing about killing kim again and marshall i think your first song should be called DIEvorce pretty good eh!.
Anyways its time for the fab mtvs leicester sq that presenter dudes a man after my own heart hes bonkers!
Greetz to my new chums and i will leave you with a song that describes my mood
Hot for the teacher-Van halen LOL!
THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM BASH O
U
T
I have had a slighty better weekend and got into a bit of mischief on the way!.
Saturday i had to work and slept off my sinus headache in the afternoon i was goin to see my mates band MONKEY TENNIS EXPERIENCE but i decide to chill with my other half chrissy she finished at 7 so i fed her junk food watched bruce willis in hostage man he looks good for his age and had well rigor mortis sex which is basically chrissy has aching joints and it was uncomfy in any position known to man and beast(bash) but i managed to be loving and caring and still boned her big style lol.
I guess it was revenge for the following story from a thursday night when i picked her up from work after she had taken jeff (downes)to the theatre.
She arrived back late i was waiting she knocked on the window and introduced me to jeff i stuck out a firm hand to shake!.
We set off back to home when she explained the night had gone badly when jeff went missing in the mens loos b4 the show started.She told me that she had entered the toilets to find jeff perched on a stand up piss urinal havin a dump in which he told crissy it was not comfortable.I laughed out loud until she said yes mark but he got shit all over his hands and he doesn,t wash it off.My 1st thought was the handshake at the center the next a distinct smell of dung from my right hand on the steering wheel bollocks this has know been christened the bashs golden handshake by work collegues!.
I got up this hail,snow n thunder mornin and have done naff all this day but downland a few lps the bif naked lp,takin back sunday,rob zombie,atreyu and head automatica new pop ep which is awesome.I spied some cool music vids like the chillis newbie and the darkness,s girlfriend where justin turns into a leotard dancing motherfucker whoo its lika a pisstake of flashdance the spirit of david lee roth lives on in lowerstoft.
One man who will be releasing some new material is EMINEM who has filed for divorce after 81 days a bit of bad publicity didn,t hurt anybody at least he will be singing about killing kim again and marshall i think your first song should be called DIEvorce pretty good eh!.
Anyways its time for the fab mtvs leicester sq that presenter dudes a man after my own heart hes bonkers!
Greetz to my new chums and i will leave you with a song that describes my mood
Hot for the teacher-Van halen LOL!
THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM BASH O
U
T
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suspect86:
Did you say you got "stink palmed?"
lock:
Niiice, never underestimate how gross people can be! I remember sitting with a guy in handcuffs with 2 people watching him at all times because he likes to cut himself and is able to regurgitate blades at will!