I have spent week so far in a crazy excited state of mind being on holiday from tommorow nite.
I have pretended to be mentally handicapped wearing a kids cycle helmet(which i must stress is not very politically correct).My assistant manager ade has helped me with the workload thus the pressure has been lifted they say two pair of hands is better than one.I have christened myself Egor, Ade does boss people around so i walk behind him back hunched dragging my feet and replying to his commands witha YEEES MASTER slurred in that evil way!
I have also tryed to fit four wotsits(corn puff snack)up both nostrils,danced badly to Leo sayers thunder in my heart.Pretend anal fuck the 16 stone receptionist(she loved it) and had a real hoot at work.
I must admit its getting harder to order my fish n chips when the assistant seemed to be doing some twingy bodypopping dance my mate just nudges me and i nearly wet my pants when he said let her put your salt on today to see it fucking flying evrywhere in the shaky shaky hand motion shes got double shake..
Congratulations to lock for keeping driving schools in business (only joking fella) and please my prawn linguina and vibrator entry piccys doesn,t sit well together from the canadian goddess whos joined my friends list right put me off my tea.
Does anybody have a mate that looks like a famous serial killer my mate Christoff has grown a beard which makes him look like a scary yorkshire ripper look a like hences his new name peter!.He says the beard is to protect him from a over amourous girlfriend which i can see why having a face that you wouldn,t take ratting and a body a kebab shop would die for fucking hell shes a minger but the uglier they are the more dare i say they want it they might not ever get it again you see!.
I,m off for my weekly bath in the sink lets hope no ones left the fork in the bottom again it dug into my arse big style,i wondered why i smell of fairy liquid?.
see you soon goons
I have pretended to be mentally handicapped wearing a kids cycle helmet(which i must stress is not very politically correct).My assistant manager ade has helped me with the workload thus the pressure has been lifted they say two pair of hands is better than one.I have christened myself Egor, Ade does boss people around so i walk behind him back hunched dragging my feet and replying to his commands witha YEEES MASTER slurred in that evil way!
I have also tryed to fit four wotsits(corn puff snack)up both nostrils,danced badly to Leo sayers thunder in my heart.Pretend anal fuck the 16 stone receptionist(she loved it) and had a real hoot at work.
I must admit its getting harder to order my fish n chips when the assistant seemed to be doing some twingy bodypopping dance my mate just nudges me and i nearly wet my pants when he said let her put your salt on today to see it fucking flying evrywhere in the shaky shaky hand motion shes got double shake..
Congratulations to lock for keeping driving schools in business (only joking fella) and please my prawn linguina and vibrator entry piccys doesn,t sit well together from the canadian goddess whos joined my friends list right put me off my tea.
Does anybody have a mate that looks like a famous serial killer my mate Christoff has grown a beard which makes him look like a scary yorkshire ripper look a like hences his new name peter!.He says the beard is to protect him from a over amourous girlfriend which i can see why having a face that you wouldn,t take ratting and a body a kebab shop would die for fucking hell shes a minger but the uglier they are the more dare i say they want it they might not ever get it again you see!.
I,m off for my weekly bath in the sink lets hope no ones left the fork in the bottom again it dug into my arse big style,i wondered why i smell of fairy liquid?.
see you soon goons
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sounds like you have a lot of fun at work, still cant be as much fun as messing with kiddies minds...hehe