bashster

The threat of bird flu looms over England that means as soon as it hits these shores from europe no more chicken and duck bugger!.Shit its to late as this piccy shows

I had a awesome satday went to the leeds game,five course meal free booze lift there n back met the singer outta the kaiser cheifs whos a big leeds fan had a bet and won 75pound with a pound stake fucking class and best of all the lads won cool!.
Sunday has seen a visit to the death dodger my gran and a sparodic case of cleaning up especially the leather sofa which was a bit doggy n grotty looks a lot better.
I have a new crush its bob for short her piccys have steamed the screen up a plenty .Shucks if i wasn,t married i,d be off to rescue you from those yank chappies!.
The girls have improved on the site this week big style which is good there were a few mingers last week!.
I got a ace new t shirt see it in my foto section it describes me to a tee!.A big hello to my chums m.i.a hope to here from you sooon.
Best news of the week the foo fighters and the strokes are playing together at manchester fuckin rad i,m off its in june might be sunny then who knows!.
This week should be hectic with the new pool season starting work been packed out with dead wrecked moters we gotta put back together but this week belongs to my other half chrissy who finishes her mad diet on Monday after four months yipeee!.Shes done fuckin ace i bought her the dirty sanchez dvd off mtv for a prezzie to celebrate losing four stone and going from a size 20 to a 12 fuckin unreal.
So we will be able to wine n dine and go out a bit more its been torture for her and guilt ridden for me eating while she suffers hopefully my support threw the bad times can amke for a healthier and happier future!.
ps
somnia relegated from crush dom i apologise and libra where have you gone is the puter all better?

AWAY WITH YOU YER FUCKERS BASH!