Fuckin hell its colder than a witches tit up here in yorkshire -4 which is serious willy shrinking weather its sends in the special the special fossil shaped cock or baby elephants trunk.
I,m in a state of excitement at going to see the strokes this weekend never seen them so chrissy paid 140 smakeroonies for the tickets for my aging day(birthday)one of the best presents ever.I read and agreed with my buddy rockdolly that the burger king KING is scary and could give kids nightmares he has a massive head and a doomy sadistic laugh quite a good way of keeping kiddies from getting abuse.I also read with glee about Libras goth night speed dating which sounds fucking hilarious.has anyone tried a goth no sorry a speed date and if so explain how it works?.
I went out to dinner on tuesday to celebrate the end of the pool season and found out to much cauliflour cheese leads to spontainious combustion from the anal area scary.I got a bit drunk and gosh pissed on the tiles in the bathroom instead of in the urinal god i was in trouble.
Must admit there has been some crackin sets this week with fair sized shirt potatoes which has kept me happy.So seen as i,m lost for words i better go and water the tiles again
bash out
I,m in a state of excitement at going to see the strokes this weekend never seen them so chrissy paid 140 smakeroonies for the tickets for my aging day(birthday)one of the best presents ever.I read and agreed with my buddy rockdolly that the burger king KING is scary and could give kids nightmares he has a massive head and a doomy sadistic laugh quite a good way of keeping kiddies from getting abuse.I also read with glee about Libras goth night speed dating which sounds fucking hilarious.has anyone tried a goth no sorry a speed date and if so explain how it works?.
I went out to dinner on tuesday to celebrate the end of the pool season and found out to much cauliflour cheese leads to spontainious combustion from the anal area scary.I got a bit drunk and gosh pissed on the tiles in the bathroom instead of in the urinal god i was in trouble.
Must admit there has been some crackin sets this week with fair sized shirt potatoes which has kept me happy.So seen as i,m lost for words i better go and water the tiles again
bash out
you guys are soooo right about the burger king king.
no idea how speed dating goes, im going to make up the numbers but does sound like its going to be a top night!!!!
cold down here too yet im sure its colder there