bashster

I have been in full workshop un crontoller mode so far this week.I managed to upset most of the heiracy with my over use of the word FUCK which do,nt really give a fuck what them fuckers think of me,the can can go fuck the fuckbags!.
I do,nt fucking swear enough said.
My girlie leering made life sweeter when a young cutie came to show the lads a static gun she kinda reminded me of a cross between that Hilary duff and kylie minouge oh to be 18 again ,if i was wearing nylon underpants the static gun would have come into use to die down my tent pole hardening to material friction me thinks.
I also found out to look at a door handle before tryin to open it do not try to open it with your back turned like me who pulled the fire extinguiser off the wall instead of opening the door durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!.
I finally after 18 years playing in the pool league managed to get to a pool final the league is very tough with the countries best players coming from our region and our league so i,m stoked after winning last night the only downside is chrissy wasn,t really supportive of my acheivement which made me a bit down nevermind she will get whats coming to her in the form of my trophy for dusting .
I think i have found my idol in Dennis Rodman who is in celebrity big brother the guyd permantly on fucking heat respect dude evry holes a goal they say den and hes hooped a few in his time i bet!.
NAME FIVES WORDS THAT DESCRIBE YOU AT THE MO HERES MINE
1.FRAZZLED
2.WORRYED
3.OVERSEXED
4.OVERWORKED
5.DERANGED

See u buds bash!