Hectic weekends i tend to dispise when you,ve got do things youu don,t wanna do like
1.goto the pub with boss watch football(manchester for fucks sake)in a satday busines chit chat yuck
2.Fit a link from my skybox to the tv upstairs 4hours later and blood sweat n rants its in place hope the other half is pleased because i feel like skinning her alive if shes a alive
3.Fit stereo into bookcase i hate diy
4.change bulbs n bathroom spotlights.
5.Wash up awful morroccan lamb encrusted oven tray yuck
I did manage to visit my death dodging gran who had a male visitor when i arrived Colin from 14 was kinda a little britain character but strangly transfixing with weird n wonderful forgetfulness old people get.Like cheese i like that orange coloured one you know red leics ha ha all cheese is fuckinga orangy yellow.His mannerisms came to a head when he asked if i like music to which i replied yes,now being bash i asked what do you listen to thinking the shadows billy fury et al as if he was trying to be cool.SHOCK HORROR i like a bit of modern rock i have albums by Kaiser chiefs green day and i quite like that james blunt lp my jaw dropped to the floor 60 year old n still rockin fuckin old giff respect.Still just when you thought hes grandaddy cool he dropped that he had seen Steven Segal(shit american actor hard man a la jean claude van damme)in Leeds market me thinks its not that good trying to be over cool grandad quit when you are ahead!
Things you love at the mo let me know mine are
Cadbury cream eggs are back yippeeee
Artic Monkeys-pulp for the year 2006 gonna be huge
Chrissys dodgy new mullet hair style
Healthy eating
Big brother love it stayed up till 3 yesterday watching it
Kill Bill 2 on sky movies uma is the coolest hard women ever
Dreaming i,m axl rose outta gnr again!
Drilling i love borrring holes gives a me a feeling of power.
Libra lusting after me again ha! in my dreams
Tje image and smell of janies knickers
weezers buddy holly happy daze video on sky happy cheery singalong bliss
mongolan chops lamb at that!
taking the piss outta tracksuit bottem wearing women they make a woman legs look like sacks of spuds
GROLSCH LAGER IN BRILL BIG BOTTLES WITH THEM CERAMIC CAPS YOU USED TO PUT ON YOUR TRAINERS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
The prospect of sunday night l amour yowza!!!!!!!
Off to watch big brother in bed on new sky enhanced tv what position should the bashster attemp tonite have a guess
see you later lovers n fighters
love mark bishop esq
1.goto the pub with boss watch football(manchester for fucks sake)in a satday busines chit chat yuck
2.Fit a link from my skybox to the tv upstairs 4hours later and blood sweat n rants its in place hope the other half is pleased because i feel like skinning her alive if shes a alive
3.Fit stereo into bookcase i hate diy
4.change bulbs n bathroom spotlights.
5.Wash up awful morroccan lamb encrusted oven tray yuck
I did manage to visit my death dodging gran who had a male visitor when i arrived Colin from 14 was kinda a little britain character but strangly transfixing with weird n wonderful forgetfulness old people get.Like cheese i like that orange coloured one you know red leics ha ha all cheese is fuckinga orangy yellow.His mannerisms came to a head when he asked if i like music to which i replied yes,now being bash i asked what do you listen to thinking the shadows billy fury et al as if he was trying to be cool.SHOCK HORROR i like a bit of modern rock i have albums by Kaiser chiefs green day and i quite like that james blunt lp my jaw dropped to the floor 60 year old n still rockin fuckin old giff respect.Still just when you thought hes grandaddy cool he dropped that he had seen Steven Segal(shit american actor hard man a la jean claude van damme)in Leeds market me thinks its not that good trying to be over cool grandad quit when you are ahead!
Things you love at the mo let me know mine are
Cadbury cream eggs are back yippeeee
Artic Monkeys-pulp for the year 2006 gonna be huge
Chrissys dodgy new mullet hair style
Healthy eating
Big brother love it stayed up till 3 yesterday watching it
Kill Bill 2 on sky movies uma is the coolest hard women ever
Dreaming i,m axl rose outta gnr again!
Drilling i love borrring holes gives a me a feeling of power.
Libra lusting after me again ha! in my dreams
Tje image and smell of janies knickers
weezers buddy holly happy daze video on sky happy cheery singalong bliss
mongolan chops lamb at that!
taking the piss outta tracksuit bottem wearing women they make a woman legs look like sacks of spuds
GROLSCH LAGER IN BRILL BIG BOTTLES WITH THEM CERAMIC CAPS YOU USED TO PUT ON YOUR TRAINERS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
The prospect of sunday night l amour yowza!!!!!!!
Off to watch big brother in bed on new sky enhanced tv what position should the bashster attemp tonite have a guess
see you later lovers n fighters
love mark bishop esq