JANIE+SONMIA+RUCKS+LIBRA+ROCK DOLLY+CATAGO
=THE BASH HAREM RESPECT THANX FOR YOUR COMMENTS 6 OF EM I WAS STOKED
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WEEKEND
9-00am to 10am
I a unfortunate death in the family my lcd tv blow the fuck up.
Having spent all week talking to packard bell they said i could take it back to the shop and get a exchange,so i got my receipt and trotted off to Dewsbury(home of a thousand pakistanis and a couple of London bombers no guess.The electric shops seems to emply 90%english asians and this will make you laugh,the shops called currys(geddit! as in asian cuisine ).I walked in for them to explain i was missing the stand so trundled back home knowing that i didn,t think i still had it.Isearched the celler no joy,the loft up i climbed i let out a big cheer found it thewn fell off the loft ladder smacked my head on the stand and cut it open duhhhhhhhhhhhh!.
After chrissy patched her little soldier up we moozed back to the leccy shop joy a voucher for 500 smakeroonies.
I bought a lcd tv a steamer for chrissys healthy shit,a whisk and a digital camera yeah baby proper picccccccccys be afraid.
10am to 11am
We went to the clothing outlet MATALAN(renamed MAHATMALAN as it was swarming with the asian brothers)i bought Chrissy some sexy shreddies(knickers and camisole see thru at that)suprisingly she said money had never flown out of my wallet so fast.
12am 1pm
I went to KFC had a big fuck off variety meal while chrissy drooled like Bruno(only 8 weeks to go).Again caused much hilarity when tryin to take chrissys top off her bottle of water with my teeth whoooooosh it spurted outta the top like a orgasming whale(did i just write that
)soaking myself di dums bash strikes again!
2pm till 4pm
When to the DEATH DODGER(my grans)who gave me 50 spondoolies big up this crinkly faced mofo gran.She seems to be getting over a bad cold the reaper must be pretty pissed loitering round her gaff he should have his own bath robe with GC embroided on the back lol.
6pm Onwards watched Wedding Crashers with the fantastic Vince Vaughan and Will ferrell whos a nut job.Big celeb brother with thew mad rad Dennis Rodman hes the fucking daddy of chat up lines if you have fucked Madonna you must be good.
SUNDAY DIED A DEATH IN FRONT OF THE TELE WITH TOOTH ACHE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
I was glad you liked my english mannerism of TURDBURGLAR so i compiled a list of bashs faves with meanings
1.TURDBURGLAR a person of gay origin not a shit stealer don,t get confused a turdburglar is a replacement with a male thingy!
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2.SHIRT POTATOES-Females wangers,breasts
3.BINGO WINGS-A condition women get from playing to much bingo(like err gambling)causing upper arm lower to sag making it look like a wing.
4.TARDS-What my sick mate calls chrissys people she works with its shortened for something i won,t tell you wot!
5.SCRUTIOD-I person that resembles a male ball sack
6.GIFFS-old people
7.GRUNTAL-fuck haven,t a clue a goodbye greeting created by moi
8.BADLY PACKED KEBAB-Old womans vaginal area!
9.Wizards sleeve-as above
10Clock springs/spiders legs-them pesky pubes that hang outta your knickers when you haven,t done your bikini line for a while.
There feel enlightened god bless have a crazy week
=THE BASH HAREM RESPECT THANX FOR YOUR COMMENTS 6 OF EM I WAS STOKED
.
WEEKEND
9-00am to 10am
I a unfortunate death in the family my lcd tv blow the fuck up.
Having spent all week talking to packard bell they said i could take it back to the shop and get a exchange,so i got my receipt and trotted off to Dewsbury(home of a thousand pakistanis and a couple of London bombers no guess.The electric shops seems to emply 90%english asians and this will make you laugh,the shops called currys(geddit! as in asian cuisine
).I walked in for them to explain i was missing the stand so trundled back home knowing that i didn,t think i still had it.Isearched the celler no joy,the loft up i climbed i let out a big cheer found it thewn fell off the loft ladder smacked my head on the stand and cut it open duhhhhhhhhhhhh!.
After chrissy patched her little soldier up we moozed back to the leccy shop joy a voucher for 500 smakeroonies.
I bought a lcd tv a steamer for chrissys healthy shit,a whisk and a digital camera yeah baby proper picccccccccys be afraid.
10am to 11am
We went to the clothing outlet MATALAN(renamed MAHATMALAN as it was swarming with the asian brothers)i bought Chrissy some sexy shreddies(knickers and camisole see thru at that)suprisingly she said money had never flown out of my wallet so fast.
12am 1pm
I went to KFC had a big fuck off variety meal while chrissy drooled like Bruno(only 8 weeks to go).Again caused much hilarity when tryin to take chrissys top off her bottle of water with my teeth whoooooosh it spurted outta the top like a orgasming whale(did i just write that
)soaking myself di dums bash strikes again!
2pm till 4pm
When to the DEATH DODGER(my grans)who gave me 50 spondoolies big up this crinkly faced mofo gran.She seems to be getting over a bad cold the reaper must be pretty pissed loitering round her gaff he should have his own bath robe with GC embroided on the back lol.
6pm Onwards watched Wedding Crashers with the fantastic Vince Vaughan and Will ferrell whos a nut job.Big celeb brother with thew mad rad Dennis Rodman hes the fucking daddy of chat up lines if you have fucked Madonna you must be good.
SUNDAY DIED A DEATH IN FRONT OF THE TELE WITH TOOTH ACHE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
I was glad you liked my english mannerism of TURDBURGLAR so i compiled a list of bashs faves with meanings
1.TURDBURGLAR a person of gay origin not a shit stealer don,t get confused a turdburglar is a replacement with a male thingy!
.
2.SHIRT POTATOES-Females wangers,breasts
3.BINGO WINGS-A condition women get from playing to much bingo(like err gambling)causing upper arm lower to sag making it look like a wing.
4.TARDS-What my sick mate calls chrissys people she works with its shortened for something i won,t tell you wot!
5.SCRUTIOD-I person that resembles a male ball sack
6.GIFFS-old people
7.GRUNTAL-fuck haven,t a clue a goodbye greeting created by moi
8.BADLY PACKED KEBAB-Old womans vaginal area!
9.Wizards sleeve-as above
10Clock springs/spiders legs-them pesky pubes that hang outta your knickers when you haven,t done your bikini line for a while.
There feel enlightened god bless have a crazy week
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and i love the dictionary of bashisms.
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