GREETZ TO MY PEEPS!
Its being a week of comical disaster in the bash household i have found out not to do the following things
1.Go to work with spunk stain on trousers women are very astute and blokes are guilty as sin.No quickies b4 work for a while.
2.Do not mess with the dogs balls!
Bruno got something stuck in the little hairy one which needed to be cut out,and the fucker didn,t fancy his dad with a pair of scissors alas savage bite to hand but then again even dogs protect their crown jewels.
3.Do not insult new members of staff.
Martin the new parts guy took offence for me shortening his name to mart(which sounds more modern for a bald headed fat goofy teethed stuck up voiced ugly fucker!)on saying mart i meet with the reply tin!,martins my name use it.The stuck up wanker got a shock when this afternoon i called him a turdburgler
bet this cunt lasts 3weeks tops.
By the way its bashthebish not bash fuckers .
I did have some happy moments like booking to see Avenged Sevenfold for chrissys birthday in Manchester which will roooooccccckkkk.Apply for a karate class!.Watch celebrity big brother with the thick fucker Dennis Rodman some basketball player you must be a fuckwit to dump Carmen Electra that should keep me entertained for a few weeks.
If you feel down only the simpsons can bring you outta the glums respect homer!.
THINGS THAT CAUGHT MY EYE THIS WEEK
1.SONMIA in my fwends journal her piccys for the apps are very hot go for it girl you will be a suicide babe
2.That hepaleptic twinges envelope the women that puts the salt on my chips at the fish n chip shop she shakea a mean salt seller thou.She could make some money with a hand like that!.
3.My waistline is decreasing yowza
4.The psp look ace must have
5.I,m looking at jumpers and picking them up arrgh old age.
next week should be exciting i,ve my team ko pool match semi final and a few beer sessions planned it will be good to get out and socialize again.
Have a most excellent weekend party on dudes and duddettes
Its being a week of comical disaster in the bash household i have found out not to do the following things
1.Go to work with spunk stain on trousers women are very astute and blokes are guilty as sin.No quickies b4 work for a while.
2.Do not mess with the dogs balls!
Bruno got something stuck in the little hairy one which needed to be cut out,and the fucker didn,t fancy his dad with a pair of scissors alas savage bite to hand but then again even dogs protect their crown jewels.
3.Do not insult new members of staff.
Martin the new parts guy took offence for me shortening his name to mart(which sounds more modern for a bald headed fat goofy teethed stuck up voiced ugly fucker!)on saying mart i meet with the reply tin!,martins my name use it.The stuck up wanker got a shock when this afternoon i called him a turdburgler
bet this cunt lasts 3weeks tops.
By the way its bashthebish not bash fuckers
.
I did have some happy moments like booking to see Avenged Sevenfold for chrissys birthday in Manchester which will roooooccccckkkk.Apply for a karate class!.Watch celebrity big brother with the thick fucker Dennis Rodman some basketball player you must be a fuckwit to dump Carmen Electra that should keep me entertained for a few weeks.
If you feel down only the simpsons can bring you outta the glums respect homer!.
THINGS THAT CAUGHT MY EYE THIS WEEK
1.SONMIA in my fwends journal her piccys for the apps are very hot go for it girl you will be a suicide babe
2.That hepaleptic twinges envelope the women that puts the salt on my chips at the fish n chip shop she shakea a mean salt seller thou.She could make some money with a hand like that!.
3.My waistline is decreasing yowza
4.The psp look ace must have
5.I,m looking at jumpers and picking them up arrgh old age.
next week should be exciting i,ve my team ko pool match semi final and a few beer sessions planned it will be good to get out and socialize again.
Have a most excellent weekend party on dudes and duddettes
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The snow certainly did cause problems,but moreso for my stilletto boots than for the camera lens!
aww, you mentioned me in your journal! What a sweetie!
I love 'Turdburgler' by the way. Much better than Mart or Martin. Don't mess with a dog's balls? Got it! Denis Rodman: I agree. You have to be crazy to dump Carmen Electra!
Take care Bashy!