HAPPY EASTER HOW MANY EGGS DID YOU GET!
OPPS sorry its new year do you all feel hungover n shit?.
The bash spent new years eve in(i know fuckin olympic torch bash never goes out eh!)only had 2 cans of beer and one baileys n vodka.Chrissy had to work at 7 so we watched the seed of chucky(fuckin shit)batman returns again which was the dogs swingers i fancy myself as batman all dark and menacing what do you think.I love this film the mr bale is fuckin fantastic ,i also love Michael Caine but still can,t get that blow the bloody doors off thingy everytime i see him.
My softer side is still in shock over the kidnap of that penquin from the zoo which hasn,t been any update on sad.
It snowed a bit last week up here so i am expecting a influx of women ,old age pensioners smashing their cars up my idea at 70 take their fucking liscences off em their reactions are like ours when weve had 3 pints of beer the most unsafe behind fuckwits in the world.
I went to the sales with my vouchers on thursday and bought a snazzy billabong t shirt a pair of retro worn brown cords(emotastic)and a velvet black blazer see i think i,m a girl when it comes to retail therapy don,t know why?.
Your concerns about chrissy diet are appreciated she lives of a powder you can make into soup,milkshake of mashed potatoes she gets concelled every week and when she comes off the diet will be seen by a dietician to make it possible to eat healthy and keep the weight off.Must admit she feels a different woman between the sheets i can feel her pelvic bones agin making sex a top prority at the mo as Austin Powers said i have found my mojo again.
I like to think i,m a bit of a soothsayer so look out for these predictions
The Strokes new lp is out 2nd of jan go fuckin buy it,they will be the biggest band of next year.
Tony Blair will stand down as pm
Some fuckin muslim will blow something up(gauranteed)
Leeds will be back in the prem league(fingers crossed)
Online tv will be the new thing on the internet
Jordans tits will be reduced
All thats left is the bashs new years resolutions(things i should do)
1.shut doors and turn taps and cumputers and lights off more often.
2.Get fit by mountain biking
3.Finally after 3 years get my front tooth back
4.Get a better paid job
5.Get to go to Japan(or save for it))
6.To limit my wanks to 5 a week(itsaround 15 at the mo lol)
7.To win something anything!
happy 06 to you all may all your rezzys come true
OPPS sorry its new year do you all feel hungover n shit?.
The bash spent new years eve in(i know fuckin olympic torch bash never goes out eh!)only had 2 cans of beer and one baileys n vodka.Chrissy had to work at 7 so we watched the seed of chucky(fuckin shit)batman returns again which was the dogs swingers i fancy myself as batman all dark and menacing what do you think.I love this film the mr bale is fuckin fantastic ,i also love Michael Caine but still can,t get that blow the bloody doors off thingy everytime i see him.
My softer side is still in shock over the kidnap of that penquin from the zoo which hasn,t been any update on sad.
It snowed a bit last week up here so i am expecting a influx of women ,old age pensioners smashing their cars up my idea at 70 take their fucking liscences off em their reactions are like ours when weve had 3 pints of beer the most unsafe behind fuckwits in the world.
I went to the sales with my vouchers on thursday and bought a snazzy billabong t shirt a pair of retro worn brown cords(emotastic)and a velvet black blazer see i think i,m a girl when it comes to retail therapy don,t know why?.
Your concerns about chrissy diet are appreciated she lives of a powder you can make into soup,milkshake of mashed potatoes she gets concelled every week and when she comes off the diet will be seen by a dietician to make it possible to eat healthy and keep the weight off.Must admit she feels a different woman between the sheets i can feel her pelvic bones agin making sex a top prority at the mo as Austin Powers said i have found my mojo again.
I like to think i,m a bit of a soothsayer so look out for these predictions
The Strokes new lp is out 2nd of jan go fuckin buy it,they will be the biggest band of next year.
Tony Blair will stand down as pm
Some fuckin muslim will blow something up(gauranteed)
Leeds will be back in the prem league(fingers crossed)
Online tv will be the new thing on the internet
Jordans tits will be reduced
All thats left is the bashs new years resolutions(things i should do)
1.shut doors and turn taps and cumputers and lights off more often.
2.Get fit by mountain biking
3.Finally after 3 years get my front tooth back
4.Get a better paid job
5.Get to go to Japan(or save for it))
6.To limit my wanks to 5 a week(itsaround 15 at the mo lol)
7.To win something anything!
happy 06 to you all may all your rezzys come true
i'm sick again!!! bloody virus' and children that carry them!!!
glad to hear that chrissy is dieting sensibly!!! a good on her for loosing 2 stone. i nee dto eating chocolate to find my hip bones!!!!!!!