I,m on a updating overload this week lol!.I went back to the dark place today 4 days of mind numbing house decorating shows makes you suicidal and hanker for stroppy staff and customers but must admit i loved countdown with the totally fuckable older lady carol voderman as she would say can i have top from the top and big one from the bottom(this bit of the bashsters journal is err brits only so bear with us).
In countdown tradition can you guess bashs connundrum(in otherwords rearranged the letters to make a word that could be not faked if bash was involved here the letters
GOSMAR
And another a a heatseeking part of the foot?
IMOTTLEES
There that will fuck the school teachers and book store keepers and final finishes big style!
The only thing i hate about chrissymas is everybody finishes before me which sucks as tonite i sat in traffic for 40 mins i only live 3 mile away i used to cycle it in half an hour for fucks sake so heres a message to the dim bastards on holiday with nothing better to do than go shopping causing us that work to suffer in standing traffic,i hope someone robs your last minute gifts from under the tree ggrrrr
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Ready meals are a part and parcel of bashs life when missis bash is working late tonite i,m having Chicken Taleggio al forno which as the label says is a comforting free range egg pasta bake with tender chunks of chicken breast and smoked bacon lardons(what the fuck is a lardon!)in a creamy taleggio sauce with crunchy herb crumb topping dos n,t that sound fantastic well this is the truth!.Chicken pasta in cream sauce that looks like horses cum topped with the smallest lumps of chicken that wouldn,t fill kate moss and cremated lardons(i like that word)bacon smoked there fucking nuked and finally topped with soggy(remember crunchy)crumbs like four day old weeetabix.The moral we can window dress to fufil our brains desires but really when the brain gets outta lust mood its just plain old chicken pasta in spunk lookin sauce got a ring to it what do you think!
After the cum fest see above i,m gonna do the most hated job a man hates doing is it
1.Washing up the pots
2.Pissing into the toilet and not on the floor!
3.Locating the wash basket and funny hole thingy that washes clothes
4.or...drumroll wrapping fucking christmas presents arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghh
Yes all the above but prezzies over the years i have learnt buy simmple shaped items like books cds anything square razz it with a bit of paper and he presto what a fuckin mess.
I am now half way through the cum pasta! yuck
I must finish spluttering gobbly gook from bashs mouth but thursday is works do night with bash lookin like a young don johnson or david hasselhoff anything can happen
A final suprise i,m gonna download some piccys to the bash gallery later on be afraid very afraid
ps I binned the cum pasta its a liquid supper for the bashster!
Shame on you Libra for putting yourself on the sex symbol list theres only room for one case of vanity on this site and thats me huney bunny!
merry fucking tuesday you tarrrts
In countdown tradition can you guess bashs connundrum(in otherwords rearranged the letters to make a word that could be not faked if bash was involved here the letters
GOSMAR
And another a a heatseeking part of the foot?
IMOTTLEES
There that will fuck the school teachers and book store keepers and final finishes big style!
The only thing i hate about chrissymas is everybody finishes before me which sucks as tonite i sat in traffic for 40 mins i only live 3 mile away i used to cycle it in half an hour for fucks sake so heres a message to the dim bastards on holiday with nothing better to do than go shopping causing us that work to suffer in standing traffic,i hope someone robs your last minute gifts from under the tree ggrrrr
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Ready meals are a part and parcel of bashs life when missis bash is working late tonite i,m having Chicken Taleggio al forno which as the label says is a comforting free range egg pasta bake with tender chunks of chicken breast and smoked bacon lardons(what the fuck is a lardon!)in a creamy taleggio sauce with crunchy herb crumb topping dos n,t that sound fantastic well this is the truth!.Chicken pasta in cream sauce that looks like horses cum topped with the smallest lumps of chicken that wouldn,t fill kate moss and cremated lardons(i like that word)bacon smoked there fucking nuked and finally topped with soggy(remember crunchy)crumbs like four day old weeetabix.The moral we can window dress to fufil our brains desires but really when the brain gets outta lust mood its just plain old chicken pasta in spunk lookin sauce got a ring to it what do you think!
After the cum fest see above i,m gonna do the most hated job a man hates doing is it
1.Washing up the pots
2.Pissing into the toilet and not on the floor!
3.Locating the wash basket and funny hole thingy that washes clothes
4.or...drumroll wrapping fucking christmas presents arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghh
Yes all the above but prezzies over the years i have learnt buy simmple shaped items like books cds anything square razz it with a bit of paper and he presto what a fuckin mess.
I am now half way through the cum pasta! yuck
I must finish spluttering gobbly gook from bashs mouth but thursday is works do night with bash lookin like a young don johnson or david hasselhoff anything can happen
A final suprise i,m gonna download some piccys to the bash gallery later on be afraid very afraid
ps I binned the cum pasta its a liquid supper for the bashster!
Shame on you Libra for putting yourself on the sex symbol list theres only room for one case of vanity on this site and thats me huney bunny!
merry fucking tuesday you tarrrts
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must go look.......
"a piece of bacon used to lard meat" that doesn't really tell us much, does it??
I got the mister nothing.