thanx a million for your sweet comments about me being diced n spliced!.
I think i better introduce you to miss chomper(nickname)and her weird likes n dislikes!
STATS
5 FOOT 4 SHORT ARSE,SIZE 18 THIGHS OF THUNDER.38DD SHIRT POTATOES!
TATS 1 INCH BY 4 INCH BLACK MOURI STYLE LOWER BACK TATTOO COST 200QUID.2 ARM TATS BIG PAGAN ART,1 BELLY BUTTON FLOWERED CIRCLE!
FAVORITE CLOTHES
ANYTHING FUNERAL STYLE IE BLACK OR ANYTHING PURPLE
FAVORITE BANDS
MARILYN MANSON,BON JOVI?,SOAD,NIN,MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,WEEZER
FAVORITE MOVIES
COMING TO AMERICA(staring eddie murphy i must have seen it 40 fucking times).AUSTIN POWERS,MOMENTO,KILL BILL
FAVORITE SEX SYMBOLS
JONNY DEPP,JARVIS COCKER(PULP),GERARD WAY(MCR),ANTHONY KEIDIS,TWIGGY RAMIREZ(MARILYN MANSON
HATES
FOOTBALL,POOL,SHARON OSBOURNE,TELE SALES PEOPLE,ME LEAVING MY CLOTHES EVERYWHERE,SNORING(ME AGAIN),MARIAH CAREY WITH A PASSION,MY FEET,THE WORD MINGER(MEANING UGLY GIRL),HER MUM,LOUIE WALSH
LOVES
EATING,hello kitty,winnie the pooh,skinny men,bald heads,reading about world affairs and serial killers,baths three a day,clothes(doesn,t evry women) and my cooking or that cocking!
WEIRD FACTS AND PET HATES
She can tell when my brains ticking,she can put her legs behind her head,she chops the toothpaste tube in half not to waste any,she has a checking disorder doors up to 10 times,she farts better than me then she has a bigger ass,she thinks i,m boarding on insane,was abused by her uncle and has been a cutter for years only just got over that but scars don,t heal,doesn,t drink and can snarl like billy idol!.
So thats introduced now back to me whats have i been up to well breaking things again the bashsters on a road to destruction
1.The bosses handbrake on his car(it fell to bits honest)
2.My dads back i injured him slapping him congrats for winning at pool trapped a nerve hes in bed opps.
3.Superglued a weird patch on top of my nose which is now crinckly
4.All my sg girlfriends hearts
I hazard a guess that i move up to 200 cars a week thats a lot what do you think.
I have been nicknamed the groach off sesame street this week.
I urinated on a customers car that gave me grief revenge fuvkin rules
I,ve just burnt my chicken goujons
I have sore nipples(must be time of month
Finally my heart goes out to rucks
.My bestest friend the other side of the pond) the bash luvs yea you munchkin
cock cheese anyone
The bash over and fuckin out
I think i better introduce you to miss chomper(nickname)and her weird likes n dislikes!
STATS
5 FOOT 4 SHORT ARSE,SIZE 18 THIGHS OF THUNDER.38DD SHIRT POTATOES!
TATS 1 INCH BY 4 INCH BLACK MOURI STYLE LOWER BACK TATTOO COST 200QUID.2 ARM TATS BIG PAGAN ART,1 BELLY BUTTON FLOWERED CIRCLE!
FAVORITE CLOTHES
ANYTHING FUNERAL STYLE IE BLACK OR ANYTHING PURPLE
FAVORITE BANDS
MARILYN MANSON,BON JOVI?,SOAD,NIN,MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,WEEZER
FAVORITE MOVIES
COMING TO AMERICA(staring eddie murphy i must have seen it 40 fucking times).AUSTIN POWERS,MOMENTO,KILL BILL
FAVORITE SEX SYMBOLS
JONNY DEPP,JARVIS COCKER(PULP),GERARD WAY(MCR),ANTHONY KEIDIS,TWIGGY RAMIREZ(MARILYN MANSON
HATES
FOOTBALL,POOL,SHARON OSBOURNE,TELE SALES PEOPLE,ME LEAVING MY CLOTHES EVERYWHERE,SNORING(ME AGAIN),MARIAH CAREY WITH A PASSION,MY FEET,THE WORD MINGER(MEANING UGLY GIRL),HER MUM,LOUIE WALSH
LOVES
EATING,hello kitty,winnie the pooh,skinny men,bald heads,reading about world affairs and serial killers,baths three a day,clothes(doesn,t evry women) and my cooking or that cocking!
WEIRD FACTS AND PET HATES
She can tell when my brains ticking,she can put her legs behind her head,she chops the toothpaste tube in half not to waste any,she has a checking disorder doors up to 10 times,she farts better than me then she has a bigger ass,she thinks i,m boarding on insane,was abused by her uncle and has been a cutter for years only just got over that but scars don,t heal,doesn,t drink and can snarl like billy idol!.
So thats introduced now back to me whats have i been up to well breaking things again the bashsters on a road to destruction
1.The bosses handbrake on his car(it fell to bits honest)
2.My dads back i injured him slapping him congrats for winning at pool trapped a nerve hes in bed opps.
3.Superglued a weird patch on top of my nose which is now crinckly
4.All my sg girlfriends hearts
I hazard a guess that i move up to 200 cars a week thats a lot what do you think.
I have been nicknamed the groach off sesame street this week.
I urinated on a customers car that gave me grief revenge fuvkin rules
I,ve just burnt my chicken goujons
I have sore nipples(must be time of month
Finally my heart goes out to rucks
.My bestest friend the other side of the pond) the bash luvs yea you munchkin
cock cheese anyone
The bash over and fuckin out
fireyspright:
Heya bashey old boy, howa been? Miss me? I have been pretty lazy with the updates. Trying to get back into the swing of things now that schools dyin down. New girlie? Sounds fun. Spank her a little...they like that. 
I have been pretty lazy with the updates. Trying to get back into the swing of things now that schools dyin down. New girlie? Sounds fun. Spank her a little...they like that. 
datsun:
sorry, hun. I don't accept friend requests from people I don't know in real life, or who I haven't interacted with extensively on the site. but I'm flattered by the request! 